81 definitions by Tee Cee Deez
My buddy James was telling me he was going down on his girlfriend and he was the recipient of a beard bath. I wish I had a beard or girlfriend, damn it.
by Tee Cee Deez March 21, 2019
A term used to describe anything Sears related going out of business, ie Sears department store or your average John.
Jesus, did you see the debate between Rick and John yesterday? Rick owned him like he does every average opponent, especially those named John. It was Searcey the way John was shutdown. Maybe he should resign from life!
by Tee Cee Deez June 13, 2021
A subconscious state one slips in and out of periodically throughout the day, picturing the satisfaction and bliss a perfect dong brings them.
I was talking to Phyllis at work today about her lack of concentration, and she said since she started dating Micah, she can’t quit thinking about his package. She told me she’s regularly in a dong dream.
by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019
When two heterosexual males are trapped in sexless marriages for numerous years, one night ultimately get hammered beyond oblivion, and strike up an anal romance.
I’m not sure what’s going on with Matt and Jeremy, but last Saturday I walked in on them fucking each other. It seems like they have started a Bunghole Bromance, and if their wives find out, their marriages are over.
by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019
Well well well, you wouldn’t believe the news. Remember old Randy and his dong to the knee? Word is he got with a 20 year old who has never been with a man packing such an unbelievable sized clamslammer, and he Akneehilated that young lady. I guess he didn’t cover the dong and is petrified he may be a dad at 55. I wished him the best of luck with that since the age difference is quite large, like his dong!
by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020
Is a term used to describe a blow job given by mouth and hand which work together in perfect unison to procure a gigantic load from the lucky recipient,
So my buddy Jason was telling me his wife Andrea read a book a book about blowjobs and after doing so gave him the best Five Knuckle Suckle Shuffle he’s ever had. Hopefully this isn’t tactic she uses forward to manipulate him into getting Desquirtified.
by Tee Cee Deez September 13, 2020
If you are dong jigglin more than twice at the urinal, it means you’re playing whack a dong, which isn’t cool.
by Tee Cee Deez February 12, 2019