26 definitions by Tbone

Term used to describe a female that haphazzardly smears makeup on her face with no regard for boundaries or appearance. Most commonly seen hanging off a barstool, or chomping on a greasy pizza
Dude "Is that chick over there hot..." Dude 2 "OMG man, what are you thinking, she's a total lipstick queen. Take a closer look! It looks like she had a chalupa in one hand and a paint roller in the other while getting ready. "
by Tbone July 13, 2005
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A common beginning to a sentence, spoken by urban dwellers
by Tbone April 22, 2004
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An example of why France will always get their asses kicked.
The Germans skipped the Maginot line, went right around the French Army, boy what a long march the French have to surrender.
by Tbone July 4, 2003
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a girl who works at Whole Foods in Philly, tattoed, beautiful, funny
Wondergirl bent over to straighten the Burts Bees rack.
by Tbone March 17, 2005
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A short slang name of Andy.
What up An-dizzel.
Stop being a dizzel, dizzel.
by Tbone September 19, 2003
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The coolest, badest, superflyinist pimp of them all... me.
AALLL the bitches be luvin superbadasssweetdaddyjones
by Tbone July 4, 2003
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Synonum derived from the slang word, junk. Usually reffering to someone's genitals.
Todd was climbing the wall naked. It was awful, his garbage was flapping around in the wind.
by Tbone April 22, 2004
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