Tbone's definitions

Manscape

The metrosexual art of trimming your hedges "body hair". Derived from the word landscape.

Look at that metro, his manscaping is out of control, he looks like a 12 year old boy!

by Tbone July 6, 2004

Hoang

Constantly chews tobacco to help rid the funk from tossing Jodrey's salad everyday at lunch.

Kevin has always preferred the Hoang maneuver after servicing his male clients.

by TBone May 29, 2003

landmine

The ugly bitch that somehow finds her way into a magazine that is supposed to feature hot women only. When the page is turned to her the reader suprised with unpleasantness... sort of like a landmine.

Watch out Janet Reno is on page 63 of Playboy this month.

by Tbone July 16, 2003

Maginot Line

An example of why France will always get their asses kicked.

The Germans skipped the Maginot line, went right around the French Army, boy what a long march the French have to surrender.

by Tbone July 3, 2003

mayonaisse

A common beginning to a sentence, spoken by urban dwellers

Mayonaisse, allot people in my room

by Tbone April 22, 2004