Tbone's definitions

brush okie

Adjective. Caucasian descendants of Oklahoma, Arkansas, West Virginia, and many other mid-western states. Usually toothless,inbred, and cornfed.

You know you're a brush okie when you keep a shovel and a pale in the back o' yer 'pickup truck' just in case ya come across some road kill so ya can make yo'self some roadkill stew...Now that's some dern gooood eatin'!

by Tbone October 2, 2003

Hoang

Constantly chews tobacco to help rid the funk from tossing Jodrey's salad everyday at lunch.

Kevin has always preferred the Hoang maneuver after servicing his male clients.

by TBone May 29, 2003

Manscape

The metrosexual art of trimming your hedges "body hair". Derived from the word landscape.

Look at that metro, his manscaping is out of control, he looks like a 12 year old boy!

by Tbone July 6, 2004

Undercutter

If you are male, it refers to one of your testicles, usually the itchest or sorest. If you are female then it refers to one of your breasts, usually the smaller or most sensitive one. Using it in plural refers to both organs / glands.

"Don't even try to kick me in my undercutters, beyatch!" or "My right undercutter is really sensitive today! Don't fondle it so hard!"

by TBone December 28, 2003

skillmate

n. In chess, when neither player has any good moves left.

When Paul and Bubba were down to their kings and one knight each everyone knew they had reached a skillmate.

by Tbone March 26, 2004

landmine

The ugly bitch that somehow finds her way into a magazine that is supposed to feature hot women only. When the page is turned to her the reader suprised with unpleasantness... sort of like a landmine.

Watch out Janet Reno is on page 63 of Playboy this month.

by Tbone July 16, 2003

special gas

n. the vaporous emission released from your suitemate's posterior when he enters your room late at night to say hi

I suspected special gas when Paul entered my room, said hi, turned around, waited a second, then left.

by Tbone March 26, 2004