landmine

The ugly bitch that somehow finds her way into a magazine that is supposed to feature hot women only. When the page is turned to her the reader suprised with unpleasantness... sort of like a landmine.
Watch out Janet Reno is on page 63 of Playboy this month.
by Tbone July 16, 2003
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coon's age

A period of time that denotes a long while has elapsed.
Jonny, I haven't see you in a coon's age, How the hell are you?
by Tbone April 22, 2004
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skillmate

n. In chess, when neither player has any good moves left.
When Paul and Bubba were down to their kings and one knight each everyone knew they had reached a skillmate.
by Tbone March 26, 2004
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tampa bay

often mistaken as a city (it's actually made up of two main cities, Tampa and St. Pete). Home of two former championship teams (Lightning and Bucs)
by TBone November 06, 2004
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Undercutter

If you are male, it refers to one of your testicles, usually the itchest or sorest. If you are female then it refers to one of your breasts, usually the smaller or most sensitive one. Using it in plural refers to both organs / glands.
"Don't even try to kick me in my undercutters, beyatch!" or "My right undercutter is really sensitive today! Don't fondle it so hard!"
by TBone December 28, 2003
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niggar

Way to describe someone or something that you don't like. May also be used as a transative verb.
Which niggar took the last donut? Or What the niggar do you think your doing?
by Tbone April 22, 2004
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Saddam Hussein

He is the former dictator and oppressor of Iraq. For twenty years he tortured and murdered people all over Iran and Iraq. Until the late 1980's he was seen as the lesser of two evils by the US compared to Iran. Then he tried to bite the hand that fed him. He got stomped. Twelve years later he got stomped again hiding and developing illegal weapons, the bad treatment of his people, being a general skid mark and dissing W (you don't diss W, he comes from Texas, they invented death and asskicking).

The French sided with him against the US, Britons, Aussies etc because He was the number one supplier of oil to France (it's all about the oil with those frogs). He sold oil to the French at really low prices in the oil for food program, however no food ever showed up, just cash for Saddam. Note: The French are the only nation to have their asses kicked by Algeria.

Other Europeans were against us because they were bullied by France and Germany with the threat of not being allowed into NATO.

Democrats just hate W and will do or say anything, no matter how dumb.

The Germans have had their asses kicked enough that not even the grand children of the once great German war machine are willing to fight for anything.

Nevertheless, no matter what those parties say W still sent in the boys to Ike Saddam and his Camel Droppings of an Army.

It is common for Frenchmen, Germans, some Europeans and De
Saddam Hussein claimed to be a valiant warrior who will crush the American Army. Where is Saddam now? I guess he is only good for torturing little kids. Whatta douche.
by Tbone July 03, 2003
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