Tbone's definitions

brush okie

Adjective. Caucasian descendants of Oklahoma, Arkansas, West Virginia, and many other mid-western states. Usually toothless,inbred, and cornfed.

You know you're a brush okie when you keep a shovel and a pale in the back o' yer 'pickup truck' just in case ya come across some road kill so ya can make yo'self some roadkill stew...Now that's some dern gooood eatin'!

by Tbone October 2, 2003

cornfed

Adjective. Being raised on very okie foods such as fried taters, squirrel dumplins, etcetera, etcetera......

That boy is a cornfed brush okie!

by Tbone October 2, 2003

bucking bronco

Go out drinking with your friends and take home the biggest broad you can find - have your friends get a head start on the way home and get them into your closet. When you get the fat broad on all fours and begin to hammer away doggie style, have your friends jump outta the closet and the goal is to hang on as long as you can!

I was able ride the bucking bronco for 24.3 seconds until I was tossed off any the rodio clowns had to tame the beast!

by Tbone May 13, 2005

garbage

Synonum derived from the slang word, junk. Usually reffering to someone's genitals.

Todd was climbing the wall naked. It was awful, his garbage was flapping around in the wind.

by Tbone April 22, 2004

Undercutter

If you are male, it refers to one of your testicles, usually the itchest or sorest. If you are female then it refers to one of your breasts, usually the smaller or most sensitive one. Using it in plural refers to both organs / glands.

"Don't even try to kick me in my undercutters, beyatch!" or "My right undercutter is really sensitive today! Don't fondle it so hard!"

by TBone December 28, 2003

Maginot Line

An example of why France will always get their asses kicked.

The Germans skipped the Maginot line, went right around the French Army, boy what a long march the French have to surrender.

by Tbone July 3, 2003

lipstick queen

Term used to describe a female that haphazzardly smears makeup on her face with no regard for boundaries or appearance. Most commonly seen hanging off a barstool, or chomping on a greasy pizza

Dude "Is that chick over there hot..." Dude 2 "OMG man, what are you thinking, she's a total lipstick queen. Take a closer look! It looks like she had a chalupa in one hand and a paint roller in the other while getting ready. "

by Tbone August 1, 2005