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by Taeko Hentie April 26, 2006
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In Japan it's called H-Anime, because Hentai in Japanese is Pervert.
Hentai is the only kind of pornography where it isn't change position and anything can happen. Be it giant robots with sex toys for arms raping little kids with G cups, it can happen, and is legal if you pay the premium. Imagine any fetish you'd like, you can have it. You can have lesbians who can transform into giant penises and rape aliens with boobs that rotate with disco lights, it's possible. So next time your horny, go to the store and buy hentai. It's guaranteed not to be full of minge and disgusting losers, it's guaranteed to be of high quality, artistic, and emotional. Sometimes I watch hentai for hours, and cry instead of jack it. Hentai is just the most entertaining of any entertainment in the world.
In Japan it's called H-Anime, because Hentai in Japanese is Pervert.
Hentai is the only kind of pornography where it isn't change position and anything can happen. Be it giant robots with sex toys for arms raping little kids with G cups, it can happen, and is legal if you pay the premium. Imagine any fetish you'd like, you can have it. You can have lesbians who can transform into giant penises and rape aliens with boobs that rotate with disco lights, it's possible. So next time your horny, go to the store and buy hentai. It's guaranteed not to be full of minge and disgusting losers, it's guaranteed to be of high quality, artistic, and emotional. Sometimes I watch hentai for hours, and cry instead of jack it. Hentai is just the most entertaining of any entertainment in the world.
Good Hentai Series - Beat Angel Escalayer - A perverted male is having sex with one of his teachers on the roof of a building when a girl known as escalayer flies by in a suit. She convinces him to have sex with her in order to charge her doki doki dynamo so she can become escalayer and shoot laser beams. Before they had the male, her android with green hair had lesbian sex to charge it so she could defeat the group that is trying to take over the world. This group wants the doki doki dynamo for their own gain, and in order to get it, they clone the girl with it and steal it from her, they do this by making the clone transform into a male with a giant penis about 3 feet wide and 6 feet long which has sex with her and cums all over her body, in addition there is so much cum she gets it all over her body. Basically a really good series. 3 Episodes.
by Taeko Hentie April 26, 2006
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by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006
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Get the roffle my waffle mug.Masturbation, or touching of one's self, jacking off, playing the yum yum trumpet etc. Before getting engaged or married.
Gee, you hear about the pope's Premarital Masturbation?
Ya! I think he should go to hell or at least get laid.
Ya! I think he should go to hell or at least get laid.
by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006
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No I'm too busy with my meth.
It's better than meth, it's LOLLERSK8!!!
Get the hell away from me.
Okay, but plz promise not to hurt me.
I will if you get the hell away!
Man you are so depressing.
And you're gay, not STFU and leave.
No I'm too busy with my meth.
It's better than meth, it's LOLLERSK8!!!
Get the hell away from me.
Okay, but plz promise not to hurt me.
I will if you get the hell away!
Man you are so depressing.
And you're gay, not STFU and leave.
by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006
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