The Micheal Affect

Micheal is a cool name but beware! People who name there first son Michael usually go bald after a year of raising him.

Stephan:"How did you go bald so fast?"
Josh:"I got The Micheal Affect."

by TOMDARAK May 03, 2020

Cotton kid

Any kid\Child that was raised in the Northwestern part of Texas.

Blake:"I'm from Lubbock Texas."
Jaren:"That makes you a Cotton kid!"

by TOMDARAK May 02, 2020

Trumpohalic

Someone who is mentally and physically adiccted to President Donald Trump.

Caleb:"My grandma would not sleep last December."
Myles:"Why?"
Caleb:"Because She is a Trumpohalic!"

by TOMDARAK May 03, 2020

The Lil Dicky Affect

When you have your AirPods in Jaming to some Lil Dicky, and the Subway employee gets mad and throws your 12in at you.

Sorry I'm late, I just experienced the Lil Dicky Affect.

by TOMDARAK May 04, 2020

Blue Neck

Not to be confused with a blue collar, it is a cousin of the red neck. The only diferance is that the are from the Ohio/Indiana/Kentucky area and raise horses.

My uncle is such a blue neck! He brought his stock trailer to my dads wedding!!

by TOMDARAK May 05, 2020

Ark Syndrome

When people in West Texas/East New Mexico have the urge to by a boat that they will never use.

Isaac:"Why do y'all have a boat when there's no water around?"
Luke:"My dad got Ark Syndrome."

by TOMDARAK May 06, 2020

Tatermate

A guy that a extremely hot girl wants to date likes but he has little to no interest in dateing her.

Blake: I don't know why Tate won't date Carsynn."
Andrew;"I know. He's such a Tatermate."

by TOMDARAK May 03, 2020