TJ's definitions

SOLS

A product put into production after being written by undergraduates with a skill level less than trained monkeys.

By inference any product in continued deployment despite being completely inadequate for the job, and having no prospect of ever having a continuous uptime that could be measured in minutes.

SOLS is up! No wait.

by TJ February 25, 2005

Crookedcock

A dude who wears gay hats and has bad taste in movies.

Fucking Crookedcock! What a dick!

by tj August 2, 2004

quantum

Something quantum is something to awsome for this world.

That fakie corckscrew you threw was fuckin quantum.

by TJ November 18, 2004

callum law

aye rite, a whole load of ****. get a life mate!

total lies,lies lies lies and more lies

by tj April 1, 2004

throwing a hotdog down a hallway

having sex with a very "loose" girl

yo that chicks been fucked so many times its like throwing a hotdog down a hall way

by TJ December 31, 2004

pussy-whipped

A guy who is whipped with out getting butty

Katie has Matt pussy whipped

by TJ February 1, 2005

3 1 third

what residents of detroit call the 313(detroit's area code) better known as detroit.

where you from?

im from the 3 1 third

by tj June 18, 2006