H-B Woodlawn Program

HB Woodlawn in Arlington Virginia is possibly the worst school in the country. Yes, some random old people that came to a bunch of different schools said they were good, but what do they know? I dont care what they tell you, but THEY ARE HIPPIES. drug addicts? yes. alcoholics? yes. whores? yes. The saddest part about HB is that every time they have a problem, which, being messed up hippies, occur all the time, they feel they have to blame their problems on people from Yorktown. Why? because they're jealous, dirty, shitheads. Yorktown is not only richer and just generally a better school, but they are also better then HB kids at everything except making idiots of themselves. The fact that HB losers have to blame their problems on Patriots just proves their moral instability and insecurity about their actions and personal life.


for the light readers: HB is gay
n- HB Woodlawn can suck a negro D

adj- What an HB Woodlawn thing to do

v- go HB Woodlawn, you whore
by tim April 01, 2005
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