When an aging, balding man takes the remaining hair on the side of his head and uses a brush or comb to push it over the top, bald part of his head.
Often times these men will think this is enough to convice people that they are not balding, but in fact they are.
Often times these men will think this is enough to convice people that they are not balding, but in fact they are.
by Tim December 21, 2003
by tim December 24, 2003
When a male thrusts his pelvis foreward and backward while wearing only boxers. When the ball sack hits the gooch area, it makes a clapping sound. it also resembles a flying kite while it is foreward.
by Tim January 16, 2004
by Tim March 18, 2005
by Tim March 18, 2005
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- The hybrid act crossing an assault hot karl and christmas carroling.
While posing as those annoying people who come to your door around christmas time and sing, you secretly have a tube sock/brown paper bag...etc full of your fiber fudge. Just when the unsuspecting idiot realizes that you suck at singing, start pelting him with shit until he begs for mercy... then hit him/her a few more times.
While posing as those annoying people who come to your door around christmas time and sing, you secretly have a tube sock/brown paper bag...etc full of your fiber fudge. Just when the unsuspecting idiot realizes that you suck at singing, start pelting him with shit until he begs for mercy... then hit him/her a few more times.
This guy totally stiffed me when I was delivering a pizza to his house last weekend. I think we should go christmas karling... show him the holiday spirit.
by tim March 21, 2005