autoslongi

Autoslongi when your small flaccid phal starts to react with the smell of minge close by, thus growing in length to become a big headed warrior resembling a baked potato

‘Can you smell that sweet smell of clunge?’

‘Yes bro autoslongi in progress’
Shit man your tight trousers have a baked tatty in their and have lifted your trouser 4” off your shoes

by Sutty9 August 26, 2019

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wormstinger

Greasy little weasel of a person, slimy with a sharp tongue, never to be trusted

Look at that wormstinger

She’s a proper wormstinger

Get out my grid you wormstinger

by Sutty9 September 29, 2018

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throat-gash

throat-gash when you wake up with a sore throat out of nowhere and within a few hours becomes a chest infection

Fuck man, I woke up this morning feeling like a dude with a 41” telly head had stuck his fat stumper down my throat. Fuck it’s throat-gash

by Sutty9 December 27, 2018

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Brivcunt

A hybrid retard who loves a goat curry and smashing crunchies off bald heads

Look at that brivcunt

by Sutty9 January 19, 2019

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juff-nut

When somebody says a word and gets it completely wrong but won’t admit to it. These people often have large heads that resemble baked potatoes but have a mummy you’d like to bath you...

No that’s wrong you juff-nut.... by the way how’s your mum...

by Sutty9 October 18, 2020

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