autoslongi 

Autoslongi when your small flaccid phal starts to react with the smell of minge close by, thus growing in length to become a big headed warrior resembling a baked potato

‘Can you smell that sweet smell of clunge?’

‘Yes bro autoslongi in progress’
Shit man your tight trousers have a baked tatty in their and have lifted your trouser 4” off your shoes

autoslongi by Sutty9 August 26, 2019

autologistic

adj. an adjective which describes itself

The word "autologistic" is a very autologistic word.

autologistic by lογος March 15, 2013

Autologging 

The act of partially defecating out a hot steaming log and then bending your body like a pretzel to fellate the shit in a the sexiest autoerotic act alive

"You gonna hook up with that chick tonight?"
"Nah, I think I'd rather good home and get a good autologging session in."

Autologging by Greg and Nate January 11, 2009