Steve1979's definitions

crapnasty

A cold, wet, soggy, decaying food substance. Usually describing forgotten food left in the back of the refrigerator or pantry.

After finding the crapnasty leftover salad in the back of the refrigerator, I knew where the fruit flies were coming from.

Dude you've got crapnasty pizza in here from two months ago! Clean the fridge!

by Steve1979 January 8, 2008

postpartum drip

The period of time a husband must masturbate because his wife is healing from childbirth.

Ryan: "Did you cure that postpartum drip?"
Mark: "No, my wife still has stitches in her lady parts."

by steve1979 June 8, 2011

shitdick

A chocolate cruller. A cruller is a doughnut style pastry that's twisted around itself and about eight inches long. It's irregular in shape and kind of lumpy, like a long bit of human feces. Yet it is long, like an erect penis. Hense the name "Shitdick."

"I stopped by the doughnut shop and bought us some shitdicks and coffee."

by steve1979 July 19, 2006

clomp

The sound sound of a shotgun or similar weapon in modern video games.

I never saw where Dennis was hiding. All I heard was the repeated clomps of his shotgun and the dying screams of my teammates.

Dennis: "You must've seen me coming."
Steve: "No, I just heard a ~clomp~ and it was Game Over for me."

by Steve1979 January 26, 2008

fag

To insert a penis into the anus. This comes from the word "fag" used as a slur for a homosexual man, but used as a verb.

Worker: "Each time I go into the boss' office, I think he's going to bend me over the desk and fag me."

Friend 1: "Did your girl let you do the third input?"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude! I fagged her!"

by steve1979 July 21, 2006

shitdick

A chocolate cruller.

"I stopped by the doughnut shop and bought us some shitdicks and coffee."

by steve1979 September 7, 2008

bubba

The satin or nylon trim on baby blankets and some blankets on adult sized beds.

Also, the smooth nylon trim inside of some heavy flannel shirts.

Our toddler loves to tickle his face with the bubba.

Our 18 year old son is too old to be playing with bubba blankets.

Don't wear your bubba shirt inside out, or the delicate fabric will tear.

by steve1979 February 10, 2008