Definitions by Steve

lap job 

Oral sex perfomed on a woman.

I gave Jane a lap job, and boy did she like it.

lap job by Steve January 15, 2005

italax 

Means a deep loner who often has deep thought about thinfs. A person who doesn't seem to need a lot of companionship.

This guy is a really Italax

italax by Steve January 13, 2005

O'neillist 

Someone who lives by the sarcastic comments made by the character Jack O'neill on the show Stargate SG-1

"For crying out loud!" "Ok, General, without meaning, this time, to sound like a smartass, are you cracked?" "Alright, if you're going to go ahead with it, I want to make sure you get one thing right. It's 'O'Neill' with two 'L's' There's another Colonel O'Neil with only one 'L'--he has no sense of humor at all."
Yes, I have no life whatsoever.

O'neillist by Steve January 13, 2005

martyrdom 

1) The act of killing yourself to provide motivation to others.

2) A cowardly and sneaky act of violence against an unsuspecting target. This ideology is brought on mostly the wife beating pedophiles in the religion of peace i.e. Islam.

Guy 1: Those Sept 11th hijackers claim they were martyr's and expected 99 virgins at the pearlly gates.
Guy 2: What vigin would want to be with a mass killer? Why 99... in Heaven? Stupid ass mofos.

martyrdom by Steve January 13, 2005

gelatinous 

Referring to an item composed of gelatin or gelatin-like material. See StrongBad email 84.

Some people are being devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hilary's legs are being digested.

gelatinous by Steve January 12, 2005

data download 

The act of taking a shit

Cliff's in the toilet doing a data downlad

data download by Steve January 12, 2005

baldie 

Bald headed graphics teacher.With a borderline psychotic and somewhat manic personality, so they say...

Not exactly bald, but with short hair( baby blonde). (LOL)
He's o.k. if you stay in his good books. Usually with a Cowan and Sharpy in tow.

baldie by steve January 12, 2005