Fing

Fing is a word used by those too lazy to write effing.

I overheard the shop proprietor refer to a lazy assistant as an fing so and so.

by St. Ias November 01, 2005

hwb

hwb is an acronym for hot water bottle

My friend has one hwb in bed at night.
When the weather is cold my friend puts more than one hot water bottle into the bed.

by St. Ias December 15, 2005

minds

Mentally independent nervous dispositions

Great minds think alike

by St. Ias September 29, 2005

I am your father

What more can you say ? Guys say this occasionally to their children

A young girl had been seriously injured in a road accident. Her parents sat by the side of her bed for months. One day they thought they saw her eyes blink. Her dad said " I am your father "

by St. Ias September 26, 2005

Hurtin Ass

Hurtin Ass means you have a sore arse

When I was a small boy I visited Co. Donegal for a holiday with my Mother, Father and young sister. We went for a walk one day and met a donkey. My father to me not to go near it but being a wilful child I ignored his good advice and walked round the back of the donkey. I turned to look at my parents and the animal lashed out with his back feet. I had a Hurtin Ass for the next few days.

by St. Ias November 05, 2005

train of thought

A train of thought is a process linking one thought to another giving a common thread.

A train of thought is used by people in debating societies (eg the Oxford Union, a famous Debating Society). Sometimes it is hard to follow a train of thought as some people tend to ramble on.

by St. Ias November 02, 2005

penetrate

You get a good fuck when you penetrate.
It is much better than the woman giving you a hand job.

The sexspecialist grips tightly when I penetrate her

by St. Ias October 19, 2005