A word said, usually in a loud and inappropriate way, to or about a female who is particularly unattractive, and hence would be refunded if she were given as a present.
by Spoofnet January 09, 2008
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by Spoofnet November 20, 2011
Get the poif mug.The feeling that a CCNA (Cisco Certified Network Associate) student gets when reading through the far-too-detailed information of how the entire interwebs works. Can be described as the equivalent of "death by Cisco".
Detective Barbrady: What do we have here then?
Officer Ballsgravy: Another one took his own life, Chief. Looks like another ciscocide - he was reading Chapter 9 on EIGRP... poor fucker.
Detective Barbrady: DAMN YOU CISCO!
Officer Ballsgravy: Another one took his own life, Chief. Looks like another ciscocide - he was reading Chapter 9 on EIGRP... poor fucker.
Detective Barbrady: DAMN YOU CISCO!
by Spoofnet March 28, 2008
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Usually a Fibre Broadband connection of 30 Mbps+.
So called because it's faster for streaming tonnes of HD Porn - hence the term "pornband"
Usually a Fibre Broadband connection of 30 Mbps+.
So called because it's faster for streaming tonnes of HD Porn - hence the term "pornband"
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Get the packard bell mug.A phrase used to describe someone who, will looking physically attractive at their current age, and state of life, is likely to get fatter in a few years time - if they were to settle down.
Typically used to describe attractive women who look like they'll "let it all go" the minute they're in any hint of a serious relationship.
Typically used to describe attractive women who look like they'll "let it all go" the minute they're in any hint of a serious relationship.
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