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refund

A word said, usually in a loud and inappropriate way, to or about a female who is particularly unattractive, and hence would be refunded if she were given as a present.
Man: Look at her! F*cking, REFUND!
by Spoofnet January 9, 2008
mugGet the refundmug.

nerd boning

The act of intense study of a particular subject, usually the night before an assignment is due in.

Derived from The Simpsons quote: "Well, if it isn't the leader of the weiner patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons".
John: Looks like we'll have to do some nerd boning for this test.
by Spoofnet November 20, 2007
mugGet the nerd boningmug.

pornband

Broadband, or landline-based Fibre (FTTC, FTTP, xDSL, Cable) communication that is faster than the usual ADSL ~8 Mbps variants offered.

Usually a Fibre Broadband connection of 30 Mbps+.

So called because it's faster for streaming tonnes of HD Porn - hence the term "pornband"
John just got some juicy BT Infinity pornband installed - he'll be in there for hours now!
by Spoofnet January 13, 2013
mugGet the pornbandmug.

packard bell

A PC company who entrap newbies with their pathetically outdated, yet extortionatly priced PCs.
Hah! You own a Packard Smell - you suck!
by Spoofnet October 30, 2003
mugGet the packard bellmug.

french living

When in a situation which is merited as being the best possible one. Often muttered when being lazy on a chair, with a beer in hand and something decent on TV.
Cheese and ham toasties after 9 with a beer? Now that's french living!
by Spoofnet July 18, 2006
mugGet the french livingmug.

pentapeptides

Fake chemical compunds that can apparently reduce wrinkles in the skin and make it look smoother, younger and healthier (i.e. a load of bullshit, or a quick substitution for some hydrochloric acid to burn those wrinkles off).
New Oil of Spewlay! With pentapeptides, it almost sounds like we made it in a lab, instead of mixing some mayonnaise up with other crap we could find.
by Spoofnet April 3, 2006
mugGet the pentapeptidesmug.

fembo

Informal name for a feminist, particularly a feminist of misandrous (hatred of men) and extreme views.
Man: Hey, look at that Fembo over there!
Female: All men deserve to die because...
by Spoofnet February 6, 2006
mugGet the fembomug.

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