ripshit

Extremely angry or hostile

Needless to say, Mark was ripshit when he found out I had a foursome with his girlfriend, his mom and his sister.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

choke the bishop

noun: masturbate.
In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.

After blowing it with every girl in the bar, Dave had no choice but to go home and choke the bishop.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

dildo squeeze

A man who squeezes dildos between his asscheeks

Eminem is such a dildo squeeze

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

gay*

adj: Characterized by bad features. Asterisk denotes that it is not in fact homosexual in nature and thus presupposes political correctness.

They cancelled our soccer game because it was drizzling? That is so gay*

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

check it

command:
1) listen to this, to me
2) look at this, at me

Frightened? Well I'm not surprised, ya never seen the likes of me. Check it, I want a big fat advance and my alfalfa free.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

junkson

Term for the male penis. A combination of the terms "junk" and "johnson".

Whether they call it my piece, my junk, my johnson or my junkson, all the women love it.

by Spit Blood January 02, 2006

King Kong

In Texas Hold 'em poker, the starting hand of two Kings (KK), the second best starting hand in Hold 'em. Also referred to as "Cowboys" or "Twin Rulers". The only thing you really need to worry about is seeing an ace on the board.

I had King Kong and bet hard to keep out the BS pre-flop

by Spit Blood April 26, 2005