kick it

To play a song a high degree of skill; possibly to improvise.

How about, we'll kick it. I'll say "kick it" and you just kick it with a tasty groove... ready... kick it... kick it... come on goddammit Kyle could you one time kick it what the fuck? We have a crucial clutch-cargo gig coming up Kyle you COCKSUCKER! You don't give a shit and I've been sittin' around gettin' sick of your attitude! You fucker! You fuckin' biiitch!

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

she wants my knob

She wants my penis.
A Southworthism.
See also into my shit.

That chick wants my knob -Southworth.

by Spit Blood May 13, 2003

high maintainance bitch

noun: a girl who requires a great of maintainance i.e. dates, gifts, calls, etc. in order that you can continue dating/fucking her.

Adam girlfriend is a high maintainance bitch. If he doesn't drop at least $50 on her a week she won't give up the punani.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

SHB

Super Hot Babe
On a scale of 1-10 a 9.5+
also see HB

Heidi Klum is the prototypical SHB

by Spit Blood April 16, 2003

warpig

An really ugly girl.
On a scale of 1-10, a zero.
a.k.a. a FUG

He got drunk, thought he scored with a HB but woke up next to a 350 lb. warpig.

by Spit Blood April 16, 2003

choke the bishop

noun: masturbate.
In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.

After blowing it with every girl in the bar, Dave had no choice but to go home and choke the bishop.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

ripshit

Extremely angry or hostile

Needless to say, Mark was ripshit when he found out I had a foursome with his girlfriend, his mom and his sister.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003