SpaceCowboy's definitions

dirty gutter slut

1. A promiscuous woman with questionable hygiene habits.
2. A task that proves to be excessively difficult.

1. "John slept with that dirty gutter slut last night."
2. "I'm trying to replace the transmission, but it's being a dirty gutter slut."

by spacecowboy June 11, 2006

M'Kay!

It's used on the popular television show South Park by Mr. Mackey (not Garrison) in place of certain obscenities.

"Step 4: Dont say fuck any more because fuck is the worst word that you can say, So just use the word m'kay!" - Mr. Mackey

by SpaceCowboy June 11, 2006

coo coo

A secret call used to signal males when female nudity is present. Usually one male will give the secret call when another male is engaged in another activity and missing the aforementioned nudity. It is to resemble the call of a bird.

I was reading my magazine when all of a sudden I heard my brother going "coo coo"; I whipped my head up to see some fine ass hooters shaking on television.

by spacecowboy November 18, 2003

sucks to your assmar

A phrase uttered to an inferior ally, just before you switch teams/abandon them. Originally from "Lord of the Flies" in reference to the fat kid piggy, and his asthma, which was always slowing him down.

Jim:"I don't think I can make it George, you'll have to carry me to safety"
George:"Sucks to your assmar. You're on your own!"

by spacecowboy November 18, 2003

I have to go color

1. The ultimate lame ass excuse when someone asks you to do something. Originally used by a child.

2. A good excuse to use to totally confuse your boss.

Boss: "Jim, get to work on the Johnson account immediately"
Jim (while leaving the room): "I would but I have to go color."

by spacecowboy November 18, 2003

last one there is a penis pump

1. A saying yelled when racing to a given point, preferably when running over a pond that has barely frozen.

2. A general saying expressing excitement or anticipation.

The phrase was spawned from an edited "G.I. Joe Public Service Announcement" which can be found at: www.heavengallery.com/fenslerfilms/

While getting into the car to drive to Chipotle: "last one there is a penis pump"!

by spacecowboy November 18, 2003

state job

Synonymous with dying in a really embarrassing way, such as accidentally choking yourself with your belt while masturbating, or impaling yourself on a broomstick during homosexual shenanigans. Only worse.

Guy 1:"Whatever happened to that crackhead Jim?"
Guy 2:"I heard he got a state job."
Guy 1:"Oh man, that's too bad."

by spacecowboy November 18, 2003