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An expression used to describe those that feel upset about the overturning of the landmark Roe Vs Wade legislation in the USA.
Roes (people who support Roe) often take to the Internet to mistakenly complain about how their rights have been stripped away (but don't understand that the overturning just takes abortion law away from federal government and returns it to the decision of democratically elected state officials - in other words, the power has been returned to the electorate of each state. Ironically, this insulates states against sudden national shifts to either pro life/pro abortion legislation by the president).
Complaints often revolve around the idea that women will no longer be able to have consequence free sex anymore. The outrage is typically expressed by shouting down anyone who is pro life/anti-abortion with terms such as "bigot" or "anti-woman".
Roes cannot be reasoned with and should not be engaged by anyone seeking a civilised debate.
Roes (people who support Roe) often take to the Internet to mistakenly complain about how their rights have been stripped away (but don't understand that the overturning just takes abortion law away from federal government and returns it to the decision of democratically elected state officials - in other words, the power has been returned to the electorate of each state. Ironically, this insulates states against sudden national shifts to either pro life/pro abortion legislation by the president).
Complaints often revolve around the idea that women will no longer be able to have consequence free sex anymore. The outrage is typically expressed by shouting down anyone who is pro life/anti-abortion with terms such as "bigot" or "anti-woman".
Roes cannot be reasoned with and should not be engaged by anyone seeking a civilised debate.
Sarah: "Hey, did you hear about Brianna and how she screeched something about how she can no longer satisfy Moloch's insatiable thirst for young blood?"
Terra: "ah, it would seem Roes mad"
Terra: "ah, it would seem Roes mad"
by Souper Rare June 25, 2022
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No city under long term control by Detroitivores ever resembles the paradise that was promised and often ends up crime riddled because of widespread unemployment and state dependence (this is now often blamed on anything but the parasitic nature of Detroitivores).
The safety net of welfare that was promised has been allowed to become a hammock that is increasingly hard to get up from.
All social problems in these states are blamed on Republicans, despite the fact the Republicans haven't held power in them for decades.
See cities such as:
St. Louis, Jackson, Detroit, New Orleans, Baltimore, Memphis, Cleveland, Baton Rouge, Kansas City and Shreveport.
And then compare them to crime rate statistics whilst paying attention to the presiding political party in those same cities.
No city under long term control by Detroitivores ever resembles the paradise that was promised and often ends up crime riddled because of widespread unemployment and state dependence (this is now often blamed on anything but the parasitic nature of Detroitivores).
The safety net of welfare that was promised has been allowed to become a hammock that is increasingly hard to get up from.
All social problems in these states are blamed on Republicans, despite the fact the Republicans haven't held power in them for decades.
See cities such as:
St. Louis, Jackson, Detroit, New Orleans, Baltimore, Memphis, Cleveland, Baton Rouge, Kansas City and Shreveport.
And then compare them to crime rate statistics whilst paying attention to the presiding political party in those same cities.
Bradley: "Hey man, did you see, the number of unemployed keeps going up despite the mayor's electoral promises to increase taxes 700% to reduce that number?"
Savannah: "That sucks. It must be hard to live in a city run by Detroitivores"
Bradley: "Detroitivores?"
Savannah: "Yep, parasitic beings in human skin whose policies harm the electorate while simultaneously using them to sustain their own power."
Savannah: "That sucks. It must be hard to live in a city run by Detroitivores"
Bradley: "Detroitivores?"
Savannah: "Yep, parasitic beings in human skin whose policies harm the electorate while simultaneously using them to sustain their own power."
by Souper Rare June 26, 2022
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Bill: "Hey Steve. I did a huge dump this morning which was so perfect that I almost had a orgasm"
Steve: "ah, I see you have experienced the majesty of The Turtle's Kiss"
Steve: "ah, I see you have experienced the majesty of The Turtle's Kiss"
by Souper Rare April 28, 2022
Get the The Turtle's Kiss mug.Guy 1: "Hey buddy, did you ever hear about the Tiananmen Cube Massacre?"
Guy 2: "reply has been redacted by the benevolent and supreme leader XI"
Guy 1: "Yeah, I didn't think so either."
Guy 2: "reply has been redacted by the benevolent and supreme leader XI"
Guy 1: "Yeah, I didn't think so either."
by Souper Rare January 4, 2022
Get the Tiananmen Cube Massacre mug.A name given to anyone who professes to be a communist whilst wearing or using items manufactured by capitalist industry. It is often typified by wearing T shirts with Che Guevara's face on or posting to YouTube premium using a $3000 mac whilst sipping on a venti machiatto from Starbucks. Other similar behaviours exist.
Ironically, they believe you shouldn't have to starve for your principles and so they once again project the fruits of capitalism (a full plate) whilst claiming to be communist (starving on literally anything).
Ironically, they believe you shouldn't have to starve for your principles and so they once again project the fruits of capitalism (a full plate) whilst claiming to be communist (starving on literally anything).
Guy 1: "Hey, man. Check out Michelle's shirt. It has a sickle and star"
Guy 2: "Wow, that's an odd design for a $500 Dior t-shirt"
Guy 1: "Yeah, she's a total T-shirt Communist"
Guy 2: "Wow, that's an odd design for a $500 Dior t-shirt"
Guy 1: "Yeah, she's a total T-shirt Communist"
by Souper Rare January 5, 2022
Get the T-Shirt Communist mug.Arguments defending communism (and to a lesser extent socialism) on the internet inevitably deflect from inherent and observable failures of both ideologies.
Deflections often (but not always) involve promises of absolute success in the next society they are inflicted upon, claiming that any service funded by taxation is an example of its success (conflation of tax with either ideology) or by downplaying truly awful historical events committed by communist regimes (e.g. the Holodomor). Other examples of deflection exist.
It is most frequently observed among people who have no experience of living under a communist regime. These people are often t-shirt communists.
Deflections often (but not always) involve promises of absolute success in the next society they are inflicted upon, claiming that any service funded by taxation is an example of its success (conflation of tax with either ideology) or by downplaying truly awful historical events committed by communist regimes (e.g. the Holodomor). Other examples of deflection exist.
It is most frequently observed among people who have no experience of living under a communist regime. These people are often t-shirt communists.
Guy 1: "I know fascism is bad, but just look at the millions who have died under communist regimes"
Guy 2: "Nah man, real communism hasn't been tried. All those dictatorships were red fascism or were funded by the CIA. It'll definitely work in the next country it's tried in."
Guy 1: "Dude, that's literally Stalin's law. Stop defending brutal communist regimes"
Guy 2: "Nah man, real communism hasn't been tried. All those dictatorships were red fascism or were funded by the CIA. It'll definitely work in the next country it's tried in."
Guy 1: "Dude, that's literally Stalin's law. Stop defending brutal communist regimes"
by Souper Rare January 6, 2022
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All governments that have claimed to be communist, were led by communists and have functioned in a manner consistent with communist idealology were not real communist governments.
This is because they invariably fail (typically in a truly dramatic fashion) and in a true communist society, no one is allowed to fail (except the grain harvest).
This results in a form of communist duality, whereby a state is only communist when it is successful and is retroactively stripped of the label when it ultimately fails. These failures are usually explained away as being the result of intervention from foreign capitalists, the CIA or any other bogeyman that deflects from the absolute failure of the communist state. These deflections are usually an example of Stalin's law.
All governments that have claimed to be communist, were led by communists and have functioned in a manner consistent with communist idealology were not real communist governments.
This is because they invariably fail (typically in a truly dramatic fashion) and in a true communist society, no one is allowed to fail (except the grain harvest).
This results in a form of communist duality, whereby a state is only communist when it is successful and is retroactively stripped of the label when it ultimately fails. These failures are usually explained away as being the result of intervention from foreign capitalists, the CIA or any other bogeyman that deflects from the absolute failure of the communist state. These deflections are usually an example of Stalin's law.
Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear Venuzuela collapsed? Typical communist government"
Guy 2: "Venuzuela wasn't real communism."
Guy 1: "Remind me, what is real communism?"
Guy 2: *error 404*
Guy 2: "Venuzuela wasn't real communism."
Guy 1: "Remind me, what is real communism?"
Guy 2: *error 404*
by Souper Rare January 7, 2022
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