Definitions by Some Person

pretzeled 

A way of saying that someone looks stoned in the midlands.

A recent study found that 7/10 potheads in Herefordshire used this while telling a friend they looked fucked in the venue.

pearl: Mate you look absolutely fucking pretzeled!

Bouncer: Hey Chaps! I overheard you talking about pretzels. No food allowed in the venue.

Rocco: No. Don't worry mate, it wasn't food.

Before they could blink they were sitting in the back of the police car looking absolutely pretzeled without any pretzels.

pretzeled by Some person July 30, 2017

toyetime

It means homework and originated from Winchester College. Boys at the school worked in their "toyes" when they did homework, so the work came from there.

You have not finished your toyetime which was meant to be handed in yesterday.

toyetime by Some person May 13, 2005

tower hill

Awsome school that other kids wish they could get into but can't because they have their head too far up their ass.

Bob: Hey I tried to get into Tower Hill but couldn't.
Jim: Maybe it's because your head's too far up your ass. Try Tatnall they'll take anyone
Bob: Hell no! Tatnall sucks balls
Jim: True

tower hill by Some person May 13, 2005

Thats lame 

means to not be cool and for people not to like

person1:socks with flip flops
Person2:Thats lame

Thats lame by Some Person March 2, 2005

:F

Emotion icon defining hunger or drooling.

"What? Your eating pizza? :F

:F by some person January 5, 2005

Ass Cock

A name given to someone who is completely stupid and a loser. Normally used to describe people using the nickname "spaded"

Spaded : I am a stupid loser
Some person : Oh shut u ass cock

Ass Cock by Some person December 25, 2004

Silkwizard Year 

Something you wish you will never will see or even HEAR said.

Silk: DWO 1.90 will be up in a year.
NewPerson: A year?! Aw man, that's a long time
DWO-Oldbie: Alright, I'd rather watch paint dry.

Silkwizard Year by Some Person August 5, 2004