Smoke

Drama usually, but possibly worse.

Percy- You want smoke til I show up at your doorstep with it.
Other guy- Well Percy, if you're going to bring a bunch of supplies I'm not going to buy with you again, why show up at all?

by Solid Mantis March 19, 2021

Moron

Somebody who has to try everything once, no matter how pointless or senseless the action is.

Lindsay had to change seats and tires once a week, just to see what it was like. She also had to stick her tongue in an outlet, hit a landmine with a hammer, and skydive into a building at least once in life, or it wasn't a life, but she also has to preach to other people about not using their common sense, and about how they should straighten out their lives, since she needed to see what it was like to be a hypocrite like everyone else (except without realizing it). It must be fun to be a moron.

by Solid Mantis December 29, 2019

Gorilla girl

Someone that you better laugh when they tell a joke.

The gorilla girl was destroying the entire city like King Kong, but expected everyone to think it was funny.

by Solid Mantis April 26, 2021

4 seazons

South side Atlanta's answer to Rittz. He's a white boy that can rap fast.

Disrespecting me I'm 4 seazons muhfucka.

by Solid Mantis October 18, 2016

Too rough to be true

Not a sustainable kind of rough, someone who's desperately just rough enough for long enough to claim they broke somebody's nose, and put everything they had into trying, then goes back to being as silly as they were as a kid.

He/she was too rough to be true, that's how you knew this is not who he/she is or was (as a kid growing up).

by Solid Mantis October 23, 2020

Sternwheeler

Something you won't find in Lubbock, Texas, Phoenix, Arizona, most of California, Las Vegas, Dallas, Texas or even Winston Salem, NC. You won't find them because there are no sternwheelers to be found there. A sternwheeler is not unique enough for you though.

Nowadays people have to have slot machines and Texas hold em on board when they get on a sternwheeler, otherwise they will get bored in 15 minutes.

by Solid Mantis June 19, 2018

Chicken shit

Someone who waits until someone has been dead for decades to laugh at something they did while they were alive.

The guy's wife was calling herself chicken shit by saying something he did was scary while he was alive, but funny years after he died. She tried to make him look like the Debo of Rock and Roll and ended up revealing how chicken shit she was.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020