Definitions by Solid Mantis

Darling 

Someone you try to be there for at some point in life is not the same as your darling. When you leave them, and they leave you, they're only your darling if you think fondly when you think of them. You can like a person and have no fond thoughts of your time with them, bad experiences can happen, with people you really like, as can fun and partying. Trust is a different story than liking someone.

Ted was Neds darling since Ned was oblivious to what Ted had done with Neds life.

Tim was never really Jims darling since Jim was never really oblivious (or stupid).

Darling by Solid Mantis March 24, 2018

Poser

Something you could pose as if you run out of other images.

Trent isn't a Robocop anymore, he started posing as a poser since it took less physical and mental effort.

Poser by Solid Mantis March 24, 2018

Chickenfucker 

Not an unclefucker.

Woody was the biggest chickenfucker around.

Chickenfucker by Solid Mantis March 24, 2018

Luciferian 

A denomination of church.

Jeremy- So your family was Luciferian growing up?
Peter- Yea

Luciferian by Solid Mantis February 19, 2018

Creep 

A guy that can make a libido disappear.

After being around the creep, she didn't want to fuck anything anymore.

Creep by Solid Mantis February 19, 2018

Humorblind 

A guy with every sense but humor is humorblind.

Pranker-I can make anybody laugh but that guy.
Prankers friend-He's humorblind, and soon it will be spread and we will be humorblind too. What are we going to do to make this guy crack up?

Humorblind by Solid Mantis February 18, 2018

Humorblind 

A guy who could see what you did, hear what you said, but didn't laugh at it.

Carl can hear you he's a bit humorblind though.

Humorblind by Solid Mantis February 18, 2018