Smurkio 's definitions

UD stalker

Someone who goes on a UD profile and sees what defintions someone makes
e.g: Hayden, Alex, Gabe

UD Stalker: Why'd you define "GRETCHDAPP" on Urban Dictionary?
Smurkio: Oh my god, leave me alone

by Smurkio February 24, 2025

the blind factory

A bunch of drunk people, comes from the slang word "blind" meaning drunk

Person 1: Can't wait to go to the bar
Person 2: Yeah, it's gonna be the blind factory out there, so many drinks

by Smurkio August 25, 2024

crimemog

Crimemog means out-do someone in crime. Similar to mog which is to be more attractive or successful than someone in a certain category
Also
Crimemogging: When you have done worse, bigger, or crimes that carry a longer prison sentence than the person you are "crimemogging", and hence gaining a reputation of a fierce, tough person
Crimemogged: When you are being outperformed by someone in the criminal department, hence bringing shame, embarrassment and a feeling of not "being enough" in the criminal system
See also: Street Cred Olympics

L.S: Yeah, so that's my story about how i be stealing mail every few weeks
A.P: That's a cool story, did you know i went on a joyride last year!
T.C: Damn, you just crimemogged him!
A.P: Didn't you stab someone, you're the crimemogger around here!

by Smurkio September 2, 2024

Suislide

When a nigga tries to murder their self.

This nigga Carter really tried to commit suislide yesterday.

by Smurkio April 22, 2021

GRETCHDAPP

Gangsta, Roadman, Eshay, Thug, Criminal, Houseless, Drilla, Ally, Prisoner, People in Poverty. An acronym that celebrates and accepts the disadvantaged and the delinquent, From all corners of the world and life. In February, there is a pride month celebrating these people.

Mr David: Why did this person rob the bank?
Shannon: Don’t worry, they’re in the GRETCHDAPP community
Mr David: OK

by Smurkio September 15, 2023