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A very tall, very athletic, young boy who is respected amongst peers, probably plays basketball, football, good at every ball he touches. May have blonde hair.
Coach: "Dude, this guy is 6'2 at 12 and is SUCH a good center for us"
Coach 2: "Yeah, he's a golden boy"
Coach 2: "Yeah, he's a golden boy"
by Smurkio June 16, 2025
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Get the UD stalker mug.Another word for "snake", if a person is a haki, they will act like a friend to get benefits of you but they'll backdoor you when it's convenient. 🐍
A: Yo, i heard Haki was dissin' you
L: Damn, i'm the reason why he even passed, ain't that crazy
A: Yeah bro, he backdoored you 'cuz he's a snake
L: Damn, i'm the reason why he even passed, ain't that crazy
A: Yeah bro, he backdoored you 'cuz he's a snake
by Smurkio February 6, 2025
Get the haki mug.A disabled king is a disabled person who doesn't let their disability define them and hold them back from acheiving their goals.
Jasmine: Hey! That guy in a wheelchair is a millionaire!
David: Yeah, i'm a disabled king, i can't move my legs, but i can buy a Lambo
David: Yeah, i'm a disabled king, i can't move my legs, but i can buy a Lambo
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Get the KBS mug.Crimemog means out-do someone in crime. Similar to mog which is to be more attractive or successful than someone in a certain category
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Crimemogging: When you have done worse, bigger, or crimes that carry a longer prison sentence than the person you are "crimemogging", and hence gaining a reputation of a fierce, tough person
Crimemogged: When you are being outperformed by someone in the criminal department, hence bringing shame, embarrassment and a feeling of not "being enough" in the criminal system
See also: Street Cred Olympics
Also
Crimemogging: When you have done worse, bigger, or crimes that carry a longer prison sentence than the person you are "crimemogging", and hence gaining a reputation of a fierce, tough person
Crimemogged: When you are being outperformed by someone in the criminal department, hence bringing shame, embarrassment and a feeling of not "being enough" in the criminal system
See also: Street Cred Olympics
L.S: Yeah, so that's my story about how i be stealing mail every few weeks
A.P: That's a cool story, did you know i went on a joyride last year!
T.C: Damn, you just crimemogged him!
A.P: Didn't you stab someone, you're the crimemogger around here!
A.P: That's a cool story, did you know i went on a joyride last year!
T.C: Damn, you just crimemogged him!
A.P: Didn't you stab someone, you're the crimemogger around here!
by Smurkio September 2, 2024
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