Smartypants's definitions

green limousine

older slang term used to describe Chicago buses which is derived from there formerly green color. The term has been used less frequently because most Chicago buses are now mostly blue and white.

A: How are you gettin' to work now that Sheila wrecked your car?
B: I guess I will be taking the green limousine.

by smartypants October 7, 2004

DetectiveRileyandVanessa

The most amazing people alive and the smartest

Riley-Shes pure evil,maybe shes a man..what do you think detective Vanessa?
Vanessa- :O wow, your smart Detective Riley

by Smartypants January 31, 2005

double nickle

Chicago area nickname for an interstate on the city's south side (I-55). The term is derived from the double 5's in the name. It originated as trucker slang and is sometimes used by others.

The double nickle is so full of potholes I nearly wrecked my car.

by smartypants October 7, 2004

balloon head

A prison term for someone that is beaten severely to the point that their head is swollen.

See also: pumpkin head

Hey, that snitch was turned into a balloon head.

by smartypants October 6, 2004

Gettin' small

To go away. Taken from the visual image of someone getting smaller as go farther away. Used on Chicago's west side during the late 90's.

Hey, it's time to get small, the popo is coming.

by smartypants October 6, 2004

mowimy

a newly arrived immigrant from Poland. The term originates from signs in store windows reading Mowimy po polsku’ (we speak Polish).

I don't think that mowimy speaks English.

by smartypants October 6, 2004

punkin' donuts

The Dunkin' Donuts in Chicago at Belmont & Clark, which used to be frequented by many punk-ish, leather-clad individuals in the 80's/early 90's. It is located in a neighborhood with many stores that cater to such people, such as army surplus stores and record shops.

I told them to meet us at punkin' donuts after work.

by smartypants October 7, 2004