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Definitions by Smartypants

punkin' donuts 

The Dunkin' Donuts in Chicago at Belmont & Clark, which used to be frequented by many punk-ish, leather-clad individuals in the 80's/early 90's. It is located in a neighborhood with many stores that cater to such people, such as army surplus stores and record shops.
I told them to meet us at punkin' donuts after work.
punkin' donuts by smartypants October 7, 2004

Gettin' small 

To go away. Taken from the visual image of someone getting smaller as go farther away. Used on Chicago's west side during the late 90's.
Hey, it's time to get small, the popo is coming.
Gettin' small by smartypants October 6, 2004

pumpkin head 

Prison slang for someone who was beaten severely. The term is taken from the swollen condition of their head.

See also balloon head
Man, that pumpkin head got what was coming to him after he snitched on Hector.
pumpkin head by smartypants October 6, 2004

balloon head 

A prison term for someone that is beaten severely to the point that their head is swollen.

See also: pumpkin head
Hey, that snitch was turned into a balloon head.
balloon head by smartypants October 6, 2004
To gearheads a hot good-looking girl or an ugly unattractive girl, depending on your car preference. The positive or negitive use of the term also determines the meaning of "Ford" as its opposite. The positive or negative meaning is linked to the speaker's view of the better carmaker.
Man, that girl is a Chevy.
Chevy by smartypants October 6, 2004

happy stick 

a cigarette containing weed which is also laced with another drug.
Hey, lets smoke some happy sticks.
happy stick by smartypants October 6, 2004
a newly arrived immigrant from Poland. The term originates from signs in store windows reading Mowimy po polsku’ (we speak Polish).
I don't think that mowimy speaks English.
mowimy by smartypants October 6, 2004