Smartypants's definitions

wolfpack

a group of several tow trucks that lay in wait near stadiums, concerts, or other large events waiting to tow cars that may be parked illegally.

Don't even think about parking in that loading zone, I just saw a wolfpack around the corner.

by smartypants October 7, 2004

Gettin' small

To go away. Taken from the visual image of someone getting smaller as go farther away. Used on Chicago's west side during the late 90's.

Hey, it's time to get small, the popo is coming.

by smartypants October 6, 2004

pumpkin head

Prison slang for someone who was beaten severely. The term is taken from the swollen condition of their head.

See also balloon head

Man, that pumpkin head got what was coming to him after he snitched on Hector.

by smartypants October 6, 2004

balloon head

A prison term for someone that is beaten severely to the point that their head is swollen.

See also: pumpkin head

Hey, that snitch was turned into a balloon head.

by smartypants October 6, 2004

Ford

To gearheads a hot good-looking girl or an ugly unattractive girl, depending on your car preference. The positive or negitive use of the term also determines the meaning of "Chevy" as its opposite. The positive or negative meaning is linked to the speaker's view of the better carmaker.

Man, that girl is a Ford!

by smartypants October 6, 2004

Chevy

To gearheads a hot good-looking girl or an ugly unattractive girl, depending on your car preference. The positive or negitive use of the term also determines the meaning of "Ford" as its opposite. The positive or negative meaning is linked to the speaker's view of the better carmaker.

Man, that girl is a Chevy.

by smartypants October 6, 2004

happy stick

a cigarette containing weed which is also laced with another drug.

Hey, lets smoke some happy sticks.

by smartypants October 6, 2004