Jake : Mmm! I love when you wear your hair up it makes it eaiser to Neck!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me wet!
Chad : Hey Craig what's with the boner?
Craig : Oh I was just watching Jake & Kiersten Neck!
Chad : Oh La La!
Steve : Hey Chad wanna Neck?
Chad : No Thanks! I would rather dick!
Steve : Ohhh! Is that where we hug and rub our dicks together?
Chad : You Bet!
Chad : Oh Steve I love when you shave your pubes it makes it eaiser when we dick!
Steve : Oh Chad your making me cum!
Craig : And just like that my boner is gone!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me wet!
Chad : Hey Craig what's with the boner?
Craig : Oh I was just watching Jake & Kiersten Neck!
Chad : Oh La La!
Steve : Hey Chad wanna Neck?
Chad : No Thanks! I would rather dick!
Steve : Ohhh! Is that where we hug and rub our dicks together?
Chad : You Bet!
Chad : Oh Steve I love when you shave your pubes it makes it eaiser when we dick!
Steve : Oh Chad your making me cum!
Craig : And just like that my boner is gone!
by SlopNChop June 06, 2018
Get the Neckmug. Kiersten : Gosh Jake are we just gonna watch tv all night this is boring!
Jake : How about I Nibble on your breast's!
Kiersten : Oh Jake O your making me wet!
Jake : And now I will Nibble on you neck!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me wet again!
Jake : And now I will Nibble on your leg's!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me tingle!
Jake : And now I will Nibble on your pussy!
Kiersten : Oh my gosh I'm cumming I'm cumming! Fuck Me!
Jake : And now I will Nibble on your hair!
Kiersten : What the hell Jake you were supposed to fuck me!
Jake : But your hair is so soft and smells so good Mmmm!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your so sweet Now Fuck Me!
Jake : Spread your legs so my dick can Nibble inside you!
Kiersten : Oh Baby!
Jake : How about I Nibble on your breast's!
Kiersten : Oh Jake O your making me wet!
Jake : And now I will Nibble on you neck!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me wet again!
Jake : And now I will Nibble on your leg's!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me tingle!
Jake : And now I will Nibble on your pussy!
Kiersten : Oh my gosh I'm cumming I'm cumming! Fuck Me!
Jake : And now I will Nibble on your hair!
Kiersten : What the hell Jake you were supposed to fuck me!
Jake : But your hair is so soft and smells so good Mmmm!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your so sweet Now Fuck Me!
Jake : Spread your legs so my dick can Nibble inside you!
Kiersten : Oh Baby!
by SlopNChop December 26, 2017
Get the Nibblemug. Kiersten : Mmmm! Are you ready to have sex tonight?
Jake : Why wait til tonight ive got a huge boner from kissing and caressing your hot body!
Kiersten : Oh Baby!
Steve : Hey guy's Ahhhhhh! Wow I bet that Fart blew a hole in my undies!
Kiersten : Oh my god it smells like a dead carcus!
Jake : Uh! I don't feel so good!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Get the fuck out of here you smelly idiot!
Jake : O God I'm gonna puke!
Kiersten : No baby don't lose your boner!
Jake : Sorry I'm not in the mood!
Kiersten : Thanks a lot Steve your fuckin Fart just cost me some sexual pleasure!
Steve : Don't worry I would be glad to pleasure you Ahhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : O my god go the bathroom you jackass!
Jake : Why wait til tonight ive got a huge boner from kissing and caressing your hot body!
Kiersten : Oh Baby!
Steve : Hey guy's Ahhhhhh! Wow I bet that Fart blew a hole in my undies!
Kiersten : Oh my god it smells like a dead carcus!
Jake : Uh! I don't feel so good!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Get the fuck out of here you smelly idiot!
Jake : O God I'm gonna puke!
Kiersten : No baby don't lose your boner!
Jake : Sorry I'm not in the mood!
Kiersten : Thanks a lot Steve your fuckin Fart just cost me some sexual pleasure!
Steve : Don't worry I would be glad to pleasure you Ahhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : O my god go the bathroom you jackass!
by SlopNChop October 10, 2017
Get the Fartmug. Chad : Oh La La! (sniff) Mmmm! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Kaylee : Chad! What the hell are you doing?
Chad : Oh Nothing!
Kaylee : Then why did you just sniff the crotch of Kiersten's Gym Shorts then cum on them?
Chad : You know what Kaylee you need to mind your own business! (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Kaylee : Uhhh! So Gross!
Kiersten : Hey Kaylee can you hand me my Gym Shorts?
Kaylee : I would if I could but I can't!
Kiersten : Stop messin around hand me my Gym Shorts now!
Kaylee : Well Chad just sniffed the crotch of them came on them and ran off with them!
Kiersten : Uhh Gross! Fine just give me yours then!
Kaylee : No way just put on your panties and let's go!
Kiersten : I would if I could but I can't Mark ripped them off of me in the shower!
Kaylee : God Kiersten do you always have to fuck random guy's at Planet Fitness just put on a towel and let's go!
Steve : Oh God Kiersten in a towel! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh!
James : Ohh I hope Kiersten's towel falls off! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Knock it off perves!
Kaylee : I hope the next time we come to Planet Fitness you keep your Gym Shorts on!
Kiersten : Or just bring an extra pair of panties & Gym Shorts!
Chad : Hey Kiersten do you mind if I sniff your sports bra?
Kiersten : Give me back my Gym Shorts you creap Oh God there so sticky!
Chad : Well maybe next time you will keep them on!
Kiersten : FUCK YOU!!!!
Chad : Uh I will fuck your Gym Shorts again!
Kaylee : Chad! What the hell are you doing?
Chad : Oh Nothing!
Kaylee : Then why did you just sniff the crotch of Kiersten's Gym Shorts then cum on them?
Chad : You know what Kaylee you need to mind your own business! (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Kaylee : Uhhh! So Gross!
Kiersten : Hey Kaylee can you hand me my Gym Shorts?
Kaylee : I would if I could but I can't!
Kiersten : Stop messin around hand me my Gym Shorts now!
Kaylee : Well Chad just sniffed the crotch of them came on them and ran off with them!
Kiersten : Uhh Gross! Fine just give me yours then!
Kaylee : No way just put on your panties and let's go!
Kiersten : I would if I could but I can't Mark ripped them off of me in the shower!
Kaylee : God Kiersten do you always have to fuck random guy's at Planet Fitness just put on a towel and let's go!
Steve : Oh God Kiersten in a towel! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh!
James : Ohh I hope Kiersten's towel falls off! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Knock it off perves!
Kaylee : I hope the next time we come to Planet Fitness you keep your Gym Shorts on!
Kiersten : Or just bring an extra pair of panties & Gym Shorts!
Chad : Hey Kiersten do you mind if I sniff your sports bra?
Kiersten : Give me back my Gym Shorts you creap Oh God there so sticky!
Chad : Well maybe next time you will keep them on!
Kiersten : FUCK YOU!!!!
Chad : Uh I will fuck your Gym Shorts again!
by SlopNChop October 29, 2018
Get the Gym Shortsmug. Someone who's always stuffing Cheetos in there mouth and the orange powder sticks to there teeth and lips
Kaylee : Is that Chad's wife wow she's really Packin On The Pounds!
Kiersten : Yeah she's a regular blimp lucky for Chad he get's to Fuck A tone little body like mine!
Kaylee : I feel really bad for her since her husband's not attracted to her anymore and she's A fat cow!
Kiersten : Chad likes girls who can wrap there legs around his waste and fuck him while he's standing up!
Kaylee : Well I just hope you don't start Packin On The Pounds he may get rid of you as well!
Kiersten : I will ignore the words that just came from your mouth cause I will never get fat!
Kaylee : Never say never Cheeto Breathe!
Kiersten : Yeah she's a regular blimp lucky for Chad he get's to Fuck A tone little body like mine!
Kaylee : I feel really bad for her since her husband's not attracted to her anymore and she's A fat cow!
Kiersten : Chad likes girls who can wrap there legs around his waste and fuck him while he's standing up!
Kaylee : Well I just hope you don't start Packin On The Pounds he may get rid of you as well!
Kiersten : I will ignore the words that just came from your mouth cause I will never get fat!
Kaylee : Never say never Cheeto Breathe!
by SlopNChop May 05, 2017
Get the Cheeto Breathemug. A mega hit NBC tv series from the 90's where a group of friends live together and occasionally date each other.
Chad : Hey Kiersten how about I come over to your place tonight we can watch Friends and cuddle!
Kiersten : No way I'm going to Jakes were gonna watch a porn and fuck like crazy!
Chad : I remember when we made that porn together you was Rachel and I was Ross!
Kiersten : Hey you told me you got rid of that stupid thing!
Chad : No way it's the only memory of your hot naked body I got left!
Kiersten : You Bastard!
Kiersten : No way I'm going to Jakes were gonna watch a porn and fuck like crazy!
Chad : I remember when we made that porn together you was Rachel and I was Ross!
Kiersten : Hey you told me you got rid of that stupid thing!
Chad : No way it's the only memory of your hot naked body I got left!
Kiersten : You Bastard!
by SlopNChop July 30, 2017
Get the Friendsmug. Mike : Dude you better quit messin around Chad will fire you!
Steve : I don't give a shit he can kiss my ass!
Chad : What was that Steve you want me to stick something in your ass!
Steve : Buzz off you Soda Fucker!
Chad : When I'm done with this can I will stick it up your ass!
Steve : Ohh I'm Scared!!
Steve : Oh Shit! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Steve : I don't give a shit he can kiss my ass!
Chad : What was that Steve you want me to stick something in your ass!
Steve : Buzz off you Soda Fucker!
Chad : When I'm done with this can I will stick it up your ass!
Steve : Ohh I'm Scared!!
Steve : Oh Shit! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
by SlopNChop April 17, 2017
Get the Soda Fuckermug.