SlopNChop's definitions

Lick

A stroke of the tongue

Chad : Wow Michelle your little leg's are so smooth! Ahhh!
Michelle : Oh Chad I love when you rub them it feels so good!
Chad : Mmm! I love to Lick them too! La! La! La!
Chad's Wife : Hey Chad sorry im late I'll start dinner! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

Chad : Mmm! Im Licking Michelle's cute little legs! Ahhh!
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever Lick my legs? (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Uh gross!
Michelle : Yeah go shave your legs so gross!
Chad : Oh Michelle I love your cute little socks they smell so good! Ahhh!
Michelle : Oh Chad Lick them!
Chad : Mmm! Workout Sweat!
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever Lick my socks after I workout? (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Probably cause you never workout! (LOL)
Chad : Spread you legs baby Mmm! (LA LA LA)
Michelle : Oh Chad I love when you Lick my pussy!
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever Lick my pussy? (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Why don't you go cook me and my guest some dinner and quit you damn crying!
Michelle : Yeah get lost bitch Oh Chad I wanna Lick your dick!
Chad : Oh baby im gonna take you in the bedroom and fuck the shit out of you!
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever fuck the shit out of me? (sniff) (sniff)

by SlopNChop November 22, 2018

Pussy Rub

When hands are placed inside a girls panties and caressing occurs causing an orgasim.

As Kiersten was busy at work stocking her boss Chad snuck up behind her and gave her a Pussy Rub that ended up on social media later that day!

Kiersten went to Chad's house to babysit after she put the kids to bed Chad gave her a Pussy Rub on his wife's new couch and left a stain!

Jim and Chad took turns giving Kiersten a Pussy Rub in her apartment after work!

by SlopNChop December 26, 2016

fuckfest

When two or more people get together and experience every sexual position known in a single night

Craig : So how did it go last night did you get laid?
Chad : You bet I went to Kiersten's apartment and we had a regular fuckfest I doubt if she can even walk straight today!
Craig : Damn dude how are you so lucky!
Chad : Well It's not really luck it's just my 14 inch cock that drives the girls wild!
Kelli : Hey Chad wanna stop by my place tonight and have a fuckfest?
Chad : Sure babe but I have to take care of business at Sara's first!
Kelli: Oh boy can't wait see ya later big boy!
Chad : Ya see Craig girls just love a big cock!
Craig : Wow wish I had A 14 inch cock!

by SlopNChop February 9, 2017

Pizza Hut

An inexpensive fast food restaurant where dating couples can dine on a budget.

Chad : Hey Kiersten want to go to the Pizza Hut tonight then afterwards we can go back to your place and fuck just like old time sake.
Kiersten : No way you cheap ass Jake's takin me to Red Lobster and an IMAX movie then were checkin into the Hilton for some amazing sex cause he has a 16 inch cock!
Chad : Well look's like I know who don't need a raise this year!
Kiersten : Who cares It's better than fuckin your stinky body!
Chad ; Excuse me I need to go home and shower!

by SlopNChop May 24, 2017

Pregnant

When a guy fills a girl up with his semen and a new life is created

Kiersten : Guess what Jake I'm Pregnant!
Jake : God Damn how did this happen we use condoms?
Kiersten : Well if your big dick would quit busting them maybe they would have worked!
Jake : Well that is true I do have a big dick!
Kiersten : So should we get married now or wait till after I have the baby?
Jake: Oh man do I have to take responsibility too!
Kiersten : Hey your dick got us into this mess I am not supporting this baby alone!
Jake : Thanks a lot you stupid dick! (Wack)
Kiersten : Did you just spank your dick?
Jake : Yeah cause it was bad!

by SlopNChop December 13, 2017

Cheat Day

The one day of the week when people dieting can eat whatever they please

Sara : Oh Jake you cock is so strong! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Jake : Yeah and your pussy is so soft! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Kiersten : Hey Jake I brought us some goodies since it's Cheat Day! OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!
Jake : You said Sunday was Cheat Day so I thought we could fuck other people!
Kiersten : You DUMBASS we can cheat on our diet not each other GOD DAMNT!
Sara : Oh Jake I'm CUMMING I'm CUMMING!
Jake : Ohhh! It feels so good in there!
Kiersten : JAKE GET YOUR DICK OUT OF HER NOW!
Jake : But it's Cheat Day!
Kiersten : That's It today is BEAT DAY cause I'm gonna beat the shit out of you two!

by SlopNChop March 12, 2018

Crud Muffin

A large puffy poop turd

Michelle : Oh Mark I sure did miss your hard dick inside me Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Mark : Oh Michelle I sure did miss your soft pussy YEE! YEE! YEE! (splat) OOPS!
Michelle : OOPS! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?
Mark : Oh nothing just a little Crud Muffin come on let's cuddlefuck!
Michelle : LITTLE IT'S THE SIZE OF A SOFTBALL? You pooped a Crud Muffin on my leg while you was pounding my pussy! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED!
Mark : Uh I believe this is our bed and I want to cuddlefuck!
Michelle : LITTLE IT'S THE SIZE OF A SOFTBALL? You pooped a Crud Muffin on my leg while you was pounding my pussy! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED!
Mark : Uh I believe this is our bed and I want to cuddlefuck!
Michelle : Uh we are divorced and this is my bed GET THE FUCK OUT!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : And take your god damn Crud Muffin with you! (splat)
Steve : Hey Mark you look so sexy with that Crud Muffin on your face Mmmm!
Mark : Wow Steve thanks! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : MARK WHY THE HELL IS SOME GUY LICKING YOUR FACE AND RUBBING YOUR COCK!
Mark : I don't know but it feel's kinda nice! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : GROSS! Im calling the cops!
Steve : You know Mark in prison you can get fucked in the ass and blow Crud Muffins everywhere!
Mark : Wow that sounds kinda nice! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Hello Police two gay guy's broke into my house and there are Crud Muffins everywhere!
Steve : Mmmm! Crud Muffins! (wink)

by SlopNChop November 30, 2018