Hot Carl

When someone eats a spicy chicken sandwich at Carl's Jr and has the shits for quite some time afterwards!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten : Harder! Harder! Harder!
Chad : Oh Fuck!!!
Kiersten : Damn't not another Hot Carl!
Chad: MMMMMMMMMMM!
Kiersten : Oh the smell get the fuck out!!!!
by SlopNChop January 14, 2017
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Like A Hostess

When a guy sticks his penis in a girls vagina and squirts her full of sticky cream
Chad placed Keirsten on his bed removed her pants ripped off her panties and filled her up like a hostess!
by SlopNChop July 27, 2016
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Satin Sheets

An amazing feel to the naked body & perfect for having sex on.
Keirsten enjoyed Chad's bed last night cause his wife bought new Satin Sheets at Kohls!
by SlopNChop October 07, 2016
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Cumdition

When a guy squirts cum all over someone else's body
Kaylee : So you and Jake got a hot date tonight?
Kiersten : Uh Hell Yeah he's taking me out to dinner and a movie then were are going back to his mom's house (cause she has a king size bed and me and Jake only have a double) so he can fuck my tight little pussy, then he will Cumdition my hot little body & cuddle with me till morning!
Kaylee : Wow I wish I had a man to fuck my tight pussy and Cumdition my hot little body!
Kiersten : Uh sorry to burst your bubble Kaylee but you don't have a hot little body!
Steve : Hey girls im going to Chad's tonight he's going to fuck me in the ass then Cumdition my hot little body!
Kiersten : You know what Steve we really don't care & besides you don't have a hot little body either you big fat slob!
Kaylee : You know what Kiersten your not the only one around here with a hot little body!
Steve : Yeah I would love to fuck Kaylee's stretched out pussy then Cumdition her big beautiful body!
Kaylee : Steve shut the fuck up!
Kiersten : Yeah go Cumdition yourself In The Bathroom!
by SlopNChop June 29, 2018
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Family Fux

When family member's are attracted to each other & fuck each other for pleasure!
After Chad's divorce he married Kiersten's mom so they could have a 3 way Family Fux!

Chad likes his cousin Jim's big cock and they occasionally get together for a Family Fux!
by SlopNChop December 25, 2016
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Tube Socks

A piece of clothing a guy uses to jack his juice in after he fucks or masterbates!
Chad : Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
Kiersten : Pull out before you get me pregnant!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Damn't Chad that was my last pair of clean Tube Socks!
Chad : Guess you'll have to wear panty hose!
by SlopNChop December 10, 2016
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Balls

A man body part located under the penis used to create and store cum
Chad : Hey Kiersten wanna tickle my Balls you will receive a yummy surprise if you do?
Kiersten : Uh No! And pull up your pants were in public!
Steve : Oh La La La!
Chad : OOOOO! Jesus Christ! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve: MMMMMMM! Yummy!
Chad: Oh Steve your such a sneaky guy!
Steve: I just love to tickle Balls!
Chad : Good Now Suck Them!
Steve: Mmmmm! Lalalalala Ahhhhh!
Chad: Damn Steve you sure know how to handle a guy's Balls!
Kiersten : Well that was a bunch of disgusting!
by SlopNChop September 03, 2017
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