Backseat

A parking lot bed not a lot of room but just enough for two people to fuck!
Kiersten went into Casey's to get cigarettes big gulps doughnuts and condoms and when she came back she found Chad fucking Mackenzie in the Backseat of her car!
by SlopNChop December 11, 2016
Get the Backseat mug.

Pleasure Point

The spot in a girls pussy where an orgasim usually occurs.
Chad pounded Keirsten for about 30 minuntes until he finally found her pleasure point!
by SlopNChop August 16, 2016
Get the Pleasure Point mug.

Condom

A rubber glove that fits snug around a guy's penis that prevents std's & babies from being made.
Chad : Seeing you in your bra and panties makes my dick hard can I stick it in your soft pussy ?
Kiersten : I hope you have a Condom last week you gave me herpes and now everytime I pee my vagina burns!
Chad : Sorry about that I didn't know Brigit, Madison & Mackenzie were sluts!
Kiersten : And there step brother!
by SlopNChop November 22, 2016
Get the Condom mug.

Condom's

Rubber glove's that fit's snug on the penis used to prevent sexual transmitted diseases & getting girls pregnant
Steve : Hey Chad where's all the Condom's?
Chad : I had to stop stocking them cause you kept stealing them filling them up with your cum & leaving them all over the store.
Steve : Oh well I guess i'll just pound my raw dick in Jana's soft pussy!
Chad : Fuck You Steve Fuck You!
Jake : Hey Chad where's the Condom's?
Chad : We don't carry Condom's anymore!
Jake : Oh Yeah well Kiersten like's my raw dick better anyway!
Chad : Well you better go stick it in her right now before someone else does!
Jake : Fuck You Chad Fuck You!
Mark : Hey Chad where's the Condom's?
Chad : God Damn't Mark go wrap a plastic bag around your cock or something Jesus Christ!
Mark : Never mind your ex wife enjoy's my raw cock inside her anyway!
Chad : Go To Hell Mark!
Meghan : Excuse me sir where are the:
Chad : MOTHER FUCK DOSEN'T ANYONE USE BIRTH CONTROL ANY MORE JESUS CHRIST WE DO NOT SELL CONDOM'S HERE ANYMORE SO WHY DON'T YOU GO TO CVS AND GET OUT OF MY FACE YOU GOD DAM STUPID CUNT!
Meghan : Oh My God! I was just asking where the graham cracker's were for my sunday school class! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Fuck Sunday School you should go home and let your man stick his raw dick inside your pussy!
Meghan : (slap) (slap) (slap)
Chad : GET OUT OF MY STORE YOU STUPID BITCH! GOD I HATE CONDOM'S!
by SlopNChop January 15, 2019
Get the Condom's mug.

Condom

A rubber glove for the dick so girls and guys can feel safe during intercoarse
Mark : Oh Kaylee you pussy is so soft Ahhh! Mmmmm!
Kaylee : Will you quit rubbing it and fuck it already!
Mark : Gee you don't have to be such a bitch I am paying you!
Kaylee : Just put the damn Condom on and do your business!
Mark : Uh about that I don't have a Condom do you have one?
Kaylee : WHAT! Your the one with the dick Oh god just fuck me without one!
Mark : Ok ill be sure to pull out Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Oh Kaylee your pussy is so beautiful I love your hairy bush!
Kaylee : Yada! Yada! Yada! Just fuck and keep you mouth shut!
Mark : Here it cum's! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhh Oops!
Kaylee : Oops What The Fuck Did You Do?
Mark : Oh nothing we better get back to work!
Kaylee : You came in me that's gonna cost you another $100!
Mark : Uh about that I have no money right now sorry!
Kiersten : WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON IN HERE!
Mark : Oh nothing me and Kaylee was just looking for a mop!
Kaylee : No Mark offered to pay me $250 for a fuck he didn't have a Condom so he came in me now he owes me $350!
Kiersten : Well he has $500 and a Condom in his wallet!
Kaylee : Great ill take the $500 and he can keep the Condom!
Kiersten : Hey if you are ovulating I can get you a lot more let's go see my lawyer!
Kaylee : Awesome I would love to have his mustang and big fancy house!
Mark : GOD DAMN'T NOT AGAIN! WHY! WHY! WHY!
Steve : Oh Mark you shouldn't be such a Condom horder they are made to use not save! (wink)
Mark : SHUT THE HELL UP YOU FUCKTARD! (GRRRRR)
by SlopNChop November 05, 2018
Get the Condom mug.

Hairgasm

When a person get's an orgasm just by touching another person's hair!
Kiersten: I need some new sandals we need to go to the buckle!
Chad : Hey isn't that Molly over there at great clips!
Kiersten: CHAD NO! You stay away from that place!
Molly : What the fuck!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Molly: Get The Fuck Away From Me You Creap!
Kiersten : You will have to excuse my boyfriend he tends to get Hairgasm's quite often!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Molly : Well he just got cum all over my hair I'm callin the cops!
Kiersten : Run Chad Run!!!!
by SlopNChop January 29, 2017
Get the Hairgasm mug.

Blossom

When a young girl becomes a women develops breast's grow's hair longer firms up her butt and start's her period.
Craig : Wow that Kiersten is so damn hot just how do you get to fuck that?
Chad : Well ive known her for quite some time see I used to fuck her mom so I got to watch Kiersten Blossom into the hot young babe she is today.
Craig : So you was just fucking her mom until Kiersten got old enough to fuck?
Chad: You bet but damn her mom was amazing in bed as well!
Craig : So is her mom still single?
Chad : No cause I still fuck her when Kiersten is on her period!
Craig : Nice!
by SlopNChop February 12, 2017
Get the Blossom mug.