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v. To think so much about entering someone's pussy that semen starts coming out of one's cock with nobody touching it. cumtemplating, cumtemplated

n. cumtemplation
As I was dancing close to her at the prom, I started to cumtemplate, causing an embarassing stain on the front of my pants.
by Slo Joe Jizz October 14, 2010
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Aug 3 Word of the Day
Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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