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cumtemplate 

v. To think so much about entering someone's pussy that semen starts coming out of one's cock with nobody touching it. cumtemplating, cumtemplated

n. cumtemplation
As I was dancing close to her at the prom, I started to cumtemplate, causing an embarassing stain on the front of my pants.
cumtemplate by Slo Joe Jizz October 17, 2010
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cuntemplating 

Thinking about how to bring a bitch down.
He was cuntemplating while stalking his ratchet hoe, ex-boyfriend's Instagram.
cuntemplating by bcrystal February 22, 2015

Contemplate

The essence of this word, or its stem is: To temporarily elate any cons. Thus contemplate. Think deeply, going within the metacaverns of your colorful mind, exposing the inner, radical contents of the unconcious centres and bringing them to the light.. in the end you get a highly-defined, crystal view of any situation or thought/phenomena.. hyperdynamic states of awareness, your seed is planted, interconnected and synchronized with all beings, becoming one four-dimensional harmonginous fungai of Sacred imagination, mirroring through quadre-polegonic trapeziums, ascending the juzembi-roughers into to creatures of multi-hexangular LOVE!!!!
Aldous: What would we need to do to perceive infinity?

William: If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as is, infinite.

Terence: One would need to contemplate over what mechanisms would be effective enough to "cleanse" the doors of perception.. possibly the doctors of the soul may be of assistance, for they are inter-mediators in super-human form, connecting physical reality, to the spirit world.
Contemplate by Phosphorojic September 9, 2010

cuntemplating 

When a girl contemplates with her cunt, deciding whether or not to do a guy. Condomplating is pretty much the opposite word for guys.
Girl#1: What were you doing in the bathroom for so long?
Girl#2: I was cuntemplating to fuck Jake or not tonight.
cuntemplating by Uberchica December 10, 2006

contemplated complacency 

Premeditated acceptance of a certain condition or behaviour
Contemplated complacency is not always a reassuring option.

contemplate

when someone lays on top of you and lightly places their lips on your lips and the two of you say "contemplate" back and fourth. Same effect as a kiss.
OMG! natalie and matt contemplated on the green couch in natalies basement while we were watching madagascar. it was so cute!
contemplate by Mrs.guppy May 30, 2006

Contemplate

How tf you ain’t know what a three sided square is cmon big brain it’s a contemplate
Contemplate by Grandma pantys April 30, 2019
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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