Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

cuntemplating 

Thinking about how to bring a bitch down.
He was cuntemplating while stalking his ratchet hoe, ex-boyfriend's Instagram.
cuntemplating by bcrystal February 22, 2015

Contemplate

The essence of this word, or its stem is: To temporarily elate any cons. Thus contemplate. Think deeply, going within the metacaverns of your colorful mind, exposing the inner, radical contents of the unconcious centres and bringing them to the light.. in the end you get a highly-defined, crystal view of any situation or thought/phenomena.. hyperdynamic states of awareness, your seed is planted, interconnected and synchronized with all beings, becoming one four-dimensional harmonginous fungai of Sacred imagination, mirroring through quadre-polegonic trapeziums, ascending the juzembi-roughers into to creatures of multi-hexangular LOVE!!!!
Aldous: What would we need to do to perceive infinity?

William: If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as is, infinite.

Terence: One would need to contemplate over what mechanisms would be effective enough to "cleanse" the doors of perception.. possibly the doctors of the soul may be of assistance, for they are inter-mediators in super-human form, connecting physical reality, to the spirit world.
Contemplate by Phosphorojic September 9, 2010

cuntemplating 

When a girl contemplates with her cunt, deciding whether or not to do a guy. Condomplating is pretty much the opposite word for guys.
Girl#1: What were you doing in the bathroom for so long?
Girl#2: I was cuntemplating to fuck Jake or not tonight.
cuntemplating by Uberchica December 10, 2006

contemplated complacency 

Premeditated acceptance of a certain condition or behaviour
Contemplated complacency is not always a reassuring option.

contemplate

when someone lays on top of you and lightly places their lips on your lips and the two of you say "contemplate" back and fourth. Same effect as a kiss.
OMG! natalie and matt contemplated on the green couch in natalies basement while we were watching madagascar. it was so cute!
contemplate by Mrs.guppy May 30, 2006

Contemplate

How tf you ain’t know what a three sided square is cmon big brain it’s a contemplate
Contemplate by Grandma pantys April 30, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
Load more