Incredibly fake eye lashes. They generally make women appear far more attractive. Falls into the maintenance category of yet another thing a women must find time to do in order to receive penis. Most women find it makes them more attractive but the only purpose they serve is to catch cum that is dripping of their forehead. In cases of extreme accuracy it may block what would be a direct eye hit during a facial.
After Blondie and I left the bar she went down on me! Bro I glazed her cum catchers!
My boyfriend tried to blind me last night but thankfully my cum catchers protected my eyes.
My boyfriend tried to blind me last night but thankfully my cum catchers protected my eyes.
by SilkyMeatloaf July 20, 2019
Anal sex with a person who is suffering from a bad case of diarrhea. The diareah must be so bad that any movement, even a slight cough will cause shit to splash out. Even when there is no movement the anal cavity will still have a slight drop of liquified pooh leaking similar to that of a old faucet that has a drip. When you insert your penis (hot dog) into the anal socket it becomes covered in loose pooh (chilli) and white toilet paper bits (onion) thus creating a Detroit Coney. Technically it is not complete until fully removed from the anus. Once removed mustard is applied and the receiver sucks the penis clean.
That couple is fucked up. When Amanda had the stomach flu Addison gave her a Detroit Coney. I almost puked when she showed me the vid!
by SilkyMeatloaf July 29, 2019
When an inebriated female usually of Spanish descent decides to paint the parking lot with poop. Said female prefers droppin' deuces indoors but in a drunken state the parking lot will work. You will know it's her by the presence of shit stained yellow kevlar sleeves.
I'm so pissed Amamda. When we got off last night I stepped in a big LexaMexaMelt! It was so bad I had to throw my shoes out!?!
by SilkyMeatloaf July 23, 2019
A dominant female that loves to insert objects into a submissive male. Peggy's often brag about there strap on collection. They give their toys affectionate names like "Kong" or "Alexa". Peggy originally found her fetish during a lonely night at home on page 63 of Pornhub. Tell a Peggy that her submissive is gay and you will enter a 10 hour debate about the male "G" spot and how this is normal. Don't get bamboozled by Peggy trying to convince you to try a finger to "see how good it feels". You will know when you meet a Peggy because she usually will have on a sun visor and be coaching ladies softball. It is not uncommon to also find Peggy's in the cat food aisle at your local grocery store. Other activities Peggy enjoys beside pegging males with a strap on are: piss play (the act of urinating on Golden Tate Jersey's), general degradation of a submissive male and being the HBIC of anything.
by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019
A corner in the rear parking lot at the bodyshop. Parking your car in this corner will give you the much needed privacy to relieve the stress of the work day. Grab your favorite co-worker and head there at lunch for that afternoon delight.
by SilkyMeatloaf September 05, 2019
Pubic hair that sticks straight out. These pubes give the appearance of being scared straight. Scared pubes are usually found on oriental women.
by SilkyMeatloaf July 23, 2019