SilkyMeatloaf's definitions

Smoosh Corner

A corner in the rear parking lot at the bodyshop. Parking your car in this corner will give you the much needed privacy to relieve the stress of the work day. Grab your favorite co-worker and head there at lunch for that afternoon delight.

Dim your lights bro! Pricklycactus is in Smoosh Corner pouncin' on that temporary employee.

by SilkyMeatloaf September 4, 2019

Millenium Force Braids

When a female, usually with mocha eyes and caramel skin, parts her hair in the middle and braids each side. When you see this sun kissed goddess you immediately feel as if you are on top of the Millenium Force about to drop and all else disappears, just you and that moment.

Yo did you guys see Alexis and her Millenium Force Braids?

Yeah man those Millenium Braids will wreck a man's life!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 20, 2019

Vergona Bona

The act of covering your raging boner in ranch dressing in hopes that a girl that usually wouldn't suck your dick will because she loves ranch dressing!

I dunno fellas she just isn't in to me, I can't even get pity head from her.

Did you try a Vergona Bona? That girl can't turn down ranch dressing bruh!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 21, 2019

Peggy

A dominant female that loves to insert objects into a submissive male. Peggy's often brag about there strap on collection. They give their toys affectionate names like "Kong" or "Alexa". Peggy originally found her fetish during a lonely night at home on page 63 of Pornhub. Tell a Peggy that her submissive is gay and you will enter a 10 hour debate about the male "G" spot and how this is normal. Don't get bamboozled by Peggy trying to convince you to try a finger to "see how good it feels". You will know when you meet a Peggy because she usually will have on a sun visor and be coaching ladies softball. It is not uncommon to also find Peggy's in the cat food aisle at your local grocery store. Other activities Peggy enjoys beside pegging males with a strap on are: piss play (the act of urinating on Golden Tate Jersey's), general degradation of a submissive male and being the HBIC of anything.

Hey Jimmy I cant stand our supervisor. I heard he got pegged and pee'd on last week by Peggy!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019

silkymeatloaf

A perfectly straight and smooth penis thus giving it the appearance of silk. Unfortunately the penis is square like a meatloaf. It should be noted that the penis is slightly below average but men who have a silkymeatloaf generally make up for it with an award winning personality and killer oral skills.

The first girl to see Mike's Penis named it silkymeatloaf!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019

Greasy Varesi

When an extremely short male receives an unearned promotion at his place of employment. The promotion is achieved by letting other male bosses perform sex acts on his anus. It should be noted that said person may also be the pivot man in a circle jerk due to their small size. People promoted through the "greasy varesi" method are easy to spot because they have recieved so much semen to the face that they smear it into their hair in the shape of a faux hawk.

How in the world did Addison get promoted? I dunno Stella but the rumor is it was a greasy varesi.

by SilkyMeatloaf July 21, 2019