When an inebriated female usually of Spanish descent decides to paint the parking lot with poop. Said female prefers droppin' deuces indoors but in a drunken state the parking lot will work. You will know it's her by the presence of shit stained yellow kevlar sleeves.
I'm so pissed Amamda. When we got off last night I stepped in a big LexaMexaMelt! It was so bad I had to throw my shoes out!?!
by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019
The art of sliding a double ended dildo back and forth between two anal cavities using only farts and turds.
Did you hear Mike took both of those girls home last night?
Yeah rumor has it he stopped at White Castle for a crave case and then watched them play Duelling Turds!
Yeah rumor has it he stopped at White Castle for a crave case and then watched them play Duelling Turds!
by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019
The act of covering your raging boner in ranch dressing in hopes that a girl that usually wouldn't suck your dick will because she loves ranch dressing!
I dunno fellas she just isn't in to me, I can't even get pity head from her.
Did you try a Vergona Bona? That girl can't turn down ranch dressing bruh!
Did you try a Vergona Bona? That girl can't turn down ranch dressing bruh!
by SilkyMeatloaf July 21, 2019
When a female, usually with mocha eyes and caramel skin, parts her hair in the middle and braids each side. When you see this sun kissed goddess you immediately feel as if you are on top of the Millenium Force about to drop and all else disappears, just you and that moment.
Yo did you guys see Alexis and her Millenium Force Braids?
Yeah man those Millenium Braids will wreck a man's life!
Yeah man those Millenium Braids will wreck a man's life!
by SilkyMeatloaf July 20, 2019
A dominant female that loves to insert objects into a submissive male. Peggy's often brag about there strap on collection. They give their toys affectionate names like "Kong" or "Alexa". Peggy originally found her fetish during a lonely night at home on page 63 of Pornhub. Tell a Peggy that her submissive is gay and you will enter a 10 hour debate about the male "G" spot and how this is normal. Don't get bamboozled by Peggy trying to convince you to try a finger to "see how good it feels". You will know when you meet a Peggy because she usually will have on a sun visor and be coaching ladies softball. It is not uncommon to also find Peggy's in the cat food aisle at your local grocery store. Other activities Peggy enjoys beside pegging males with a strap on are: piss play (the act of urinating on Golden Tate Jersey's), general degradation of a submissive male and being the HBIC of anything.
by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019
A perfectly straight and smooth penis thus giving it the appearance of silk. Unfortunately the penis is square like a meatloaf. It should be noted that the penis is slightly below average but men who have a silkymeatloaf generally make up for it with an award winning personality and killer oral skills.
by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019
Anal sex with a person who is suffering from a bad case of diarrhea. The diareah must be so bad that any movement, even a slight cough will cause shit to splash out. Even when there is no movement the anal cavity will still have a slight drop of liquified pooh leaking similar to that of a old faucet that has a drip. When you insert your penis (hot dog) into the anal socket it becomes covered in loose pooh (chilli) and white toilet paper bits (onion) thus creating a Detroit Coney. Technically it is not complete until fully removed from the anus. Once removed mustard is applied and the receiver sucks the penis clean.
That couple is fucked up. When Amanda had the stomach flu Addison gave her a Detroit Coney. I almost puked when she showed me the vid!
by SilkyMeatloaf July 29, 2019