Confused Pubes

When a woman with blonde hair has black pubic hair. Every other hair on the body got the "let's be blonde" message except for the bush. These girls are also referenced as two-tones.
Amanda got laser hair removal because she had confused pubes.
by SilkyMeatloaf August 27, 2019
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LOP

A term used to describe a punishment imposed on an inmate of the Michigan Department of Corrections. LOP means loss of privileges. When an inmate is on LOP they lose all yard, rec, and TV room privileges.
Shotie got caught smoking in 9 block by Officer Custard so that bitch Mrs. Lewis gave him 5 days LOP.
by SilkyMeatloaf August 01, 2019
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Greasy Varesi

When an extremely short male receives an unearned promotion at his place of employment. The promotion is achieved by letting other male bosses perform sex acts on his anus. It should be noted that said person may also be the pivot man in a circle jerk due to their small size. People promoted through the "greasy varesi" method are easy to spot because they have recieved so much semen to the face that they smear it into their hair in the shape of a faux hawk.
How in the world did Addison get promoted? I dunno Stella but the rumor is it was a greasy varesi.
by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019
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Dirty DelDuco

Usually takes place when your partner rejects you for sex. The rejected person waits until their partner is on the middle of a massive shit. At just the point when your partners legs go numb from being on the toilet so long you break in and force yourself on them. Generally your partners legs are so numb they can not close them. The utter shock of you busting in has also rendered their arms useless. This is a sneak attack so you must climax quickly before your partner realizes what is happening. It should as also be noted that the longer you take, the more likely you are to get covered in pooh.
I don't know what going on with my wife and I. If she doesn't give me some soon I am going to have to give her a Dirty DelDuco.
by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019
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bit

Length of incarceration. A judge will sentence a convict to a term of incarceration. This term is referred to as a "bit."
How long is your bit? I got 2-5 bro. Just a small bit.
Or
Give me your lunch fish!
Fuck you Nasty Nate this sint my first bit bitch!
by SilkyMeatloaf August 01, 2019
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Addison

A "Chad" that fell short of making the fraternity. What an Addison lacks in size he tries to make up for in Horse Power. Usually drives a late model Mustang. Addison's vehicle will be loud and most likely covered in graphics. Addison's usually do this because they can not get normal attention do to their small stature. An Addison once Googled "Can a beta male ever really be an Alpha male?". Addison's strive for positions of power but once attained it is usually short lived due to an Addison's inability to get along with anyone over 5' 5".
Did you guys see the veins poppin' out of the bosses neck when he was scolding us? That guy is such an Addison!
by SilkyMeatloaf July 18, 2019
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Vergona Bona

The act of covering your raging boner in ranch dressing in hopes that a girl that usually wouldn't suck your dick will because she loves ranch dressing!
I dunno fellas she just isn't in to me, I can't even get pity head from her.

Did you try a Vergona Bona? That girl can't turn down ranch dressing bruh!
by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019
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