Shuaman's definitions

Cryborg

Someone who can't stop crying.

How's Jodie doing since her boyfriend dumped her?

Oh she's a total cryborg right now.

by Shuaman June 29, 2021

Joy clamp

A person, usually a woman, who is excessively passive aggressive and controlling. A bit of a downer. Similar to kill joy.

What do you think of Roy's new girlfriend?

Pretty but a bit of a joy clamp.

Coming out for a drink?
No, I've been joy clamped.

by Shuaman September 1, 2012

double wide

A state of extreme sexual arousal in a woman. A variation of 'wide-on,' a female erection.

That guy from accounts receivable gives me a double wide.

Hear that, girlfriend, I've had to change my panties three times today already!

by Shuaman November 26, 2017

Party Pipe

The asshole.

How was that girl last night, yo?

Sweet, took it up the party pipe and everything.

by Shuaman October 4, 2018

Big yard stare

A look so hard it wards off potential rapists and gang attacks in the big yard in prison.

Guy got a bit leary so I gave him the big yard stare and he backed off.

by Shuaman April 10, 2020

Down with the brown

When you're into all things faecal.

You're into rimming?

Wolfbagging, icedocking, hotloafing, I do it all, I'm down with the brown, yo!

by Shuaman April 22, 2021

Gazelda

A sporty or long legged girl.

Wow, your girl is fast, huh?

Yeah, she's a bit of a gazelda.

by Shuaman May 29, 2019