Definitions by Shuaman

Foodie call 

A person who goes out on dates with the sole purpose of getting a free dinner.

I'm going out with Julie tonight.
It's a foodie call, dude, she's got a boyfriend.

Foodie call by Shuaman June 27, 2019

Landing pad 

Dating someone because you need somewhere to crash.

I'm staying with Claire.

That girl's a whackjob, dude.

I know but I need a landing pad.

Landing pad by Shuaman June 27, 2019

Bed bomb 

Saturating the bed with farts so that when someone pulls back the covers to get in they get a face full of stale farts.

I like to bed bomb a girl early in our relationship, a taste of things to come.

It's a wonder you're single.

Bed bomb by Shuaman June 23, 2019

Trench warfare 

When a girl stops shaving her pussy in order to punish her man.

Tina's engaging in a little trench warfare because I wouldn't take her to Burning Man. It's like chewbacca moved into her pants.

Trench warfare by Shuaman June 23, 2019

J. Edgar 

A cocaine addict. British. As in J. Edgar Hoover, which in the U.K. is synonymous with vacuum cleaner, a popular brand. Thus a person who hoovers up cocaine.

I like David but he's a bit of a J. Edgar.

That's cool, so am I!

J. Edgar by Shuaman June 18, 2019

Choppy 

Anywhere there's going to be lots of cocaine. British.

Going to D's party tonight, it's going to be well choppy?

Choppy by Shuaman June 18, 2019

Bore Again Christian 

Someone who becomes a born again Christian and goes on about it all the time.

How's your sister?
She's become a bore again Christian. Can't wait for her to leave.

Bore Again Christian by Shuaman June 16, 2019