Shuaman's definitions

numb juice

Alcohol.

Imma go to the store and gemme some numb juice, yo!

by Shuaman November 10, 2022

Covid jumping

Travelling from place to place in order to outrun infection hot spots or government lockdowns.

Is Laura around?
No, she's Covid jumping in Europe.

by Shuaman September 27, 2020

Gazelda

A sporty or long legged girl.

Wow, your girl is fast, huh?

Yeah, she's a bit of a gazelda.

by Shuaman May 29, 2019

Down with the brown

When you're into all things faecal.

You're into rimming?

Wolfbagging, icedocking, hotloafing, I do it all, I'm down with the brown, yo!

by Shuaman April 22, 2021

dick in your lick

A blowjob or any situation in which you might be hit on.

Going out to dinner with my boss tonight.

You sure that's a good idea?
It's just a business thing.

Wearing that dress? That's dick in your lick, girl, and you know it.

by Shuaman October 7, 2018

Muthapukka

Excellent or first class. Variation on the Anglo-Indian word 'pukka,' which means genuine or very good. British.

Simon's new motor is well pukka.

It's not just pukka, it's muthapukka!

by Shuaman November 11, 2018

Up swanny

To get pregnant. British.

Hear about Ginny, she's up swanny!

Oops!

by Shuaman November 16, 2021