Definitions by Shawn B.

Gumjob

A repair done with nothing but a wad of chewing gum or bubble gum

A- Oh, no! I broke my mother's priceless Ming Vase! She's gonna kill me!
B- *spits out a big blob of Trident* Make way, for I must perform a gumjob.
*Fixes vase while A watches, dumbfounded*
A- Wow, that was awesome! She'll never be able to tell I broke it! Thanks!
B-Don't thank me, thank the gumjob...

Gumjob by Shawn B. August 1, 2003

rollin on dubs 

To be fat or chunky

LaWiesha is so fat, she's rolling on dubs. She's been like that since she had her last baby, though....

rollin on dubs by Shawn B. July 24, 2003

baby cannon 

A girl who is always making/having babies every time you look up.

R- Did you hear? ShanDeeka's pregnant again and she doesn't know who the daddy is.
S- What a baby cannon! Didn't she just have a baby about three months ago?
R- Yep, this one will be her sixth...and she's what, only 19? What a skeez; she's obviously never heard of birth control before.
S- Amen to that...

baby cannon by Shawn B. July 24, 2003

fishlips 

A person with huge lips that jut out from their mouth, resembling those of a fish.

Mr. X has fishlips; every time he kisses his wife, he washes her face:p

fishlips by Shawn B. July 14, 2003

Sesame Street 

The best kids' show ever; it could run rings around Barney,Maisie, and Max and Ruby!

Sesame Street is a classic

Sesame Street by Shawn B. July 14, 2003

A<B 

Shorthand of saying A is worse than/inferior to B

Fruit Roll Ups < Mongolian Chicken
Justin Timberlake < Vin Diesel

A<B by Shawn B. July 14, 2003

paradox 

A catch-22 of sorts. Basically, it means that something counterintuitive to common sense's dictations could be potentially true as well....or in layman's terms, a no-win situation.

You need A for B, but you must have B first to get A.

paradox by Shawn B. June 27, 2003