Shawn B.'s definitions

Gimme a kiss!

What you shout to somebody you like, either as a joke or as a way to get a kiss.

-Gimme a kiss!
-Ok
*kissing noises*

by Shawn B. June 5, 2003

fishlips

A person with huge lips that jut out from their mouth, resembling those of a fish.

Mr. X has fishlips; every time he kisses his wife, he washes her face:p

by Shawn B. July 14, 2003

onion fart

A fart that stinks so bad that it causes the eyes of those unlucky enough to smell it to tear up. Also known to be one of the densest of all farts- it takes about 5-6 minutes for the smell to dissipate.

Gross! Sammy just let out an onion fart!

by Shawn B. June 27, 2003

j lo

Woman who got married a buttload of times because she's too scared of being single.

J lo should go ahead and divorce the new guy and stock up on cucumbers and products from goodvibes.com

by Shawn B. April 3, 2003

rebel

Somebody who deliberately breaks the rules just so everyone else thinks its cool; usually seen getting high in an abandoned washroom/broom closet or at the mall.

That rebel's trying too hard: he should just start back dressing like a Backstreet Boys reject.

by Shawn B. May 2, 2003

fart-chirps

The farting, chirp-like sounds that are made by parakeets when they talk to one another. May often include clicks or squeaks as well.

Frenchie and Mr. Cheeks always do their little fart-chirps at night; it's funny to listen to while I'm studying or doing my toenails (if this doesn't prove once and for all that I'm FEMALE, I don't know what will!). Plus it's more original than the crap 50 spews out over the radio.

by Shawn B. December 12, 2003

bit your quitching

A less offensive way to tell someone to stop whining like a titty-baby. To be more offensive, switch the 'qu' and the 'b' around....

Whiner-wwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
You- Bit your quitching, you're starting to get on my nerves!

by Shawn B. June 6, 2003