Shapadapadoopapoopalis's definitions

Vegan

A preachy asshole who lacks nutrients.

That fucking vegan is insulting me for eating a hamburger. Good thing he'll die soon.

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Earthquake

What happens when a fat person walks.

That fat bitch Jenny just earthquaked the entire building.

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Step on a lego

Instantaneous painful death

I hope you step on a lego

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Precambrian

A boring time a really long time ago when the only things on earth were bacteria.

He's so old he remembers the Precambrian.

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Republican

About half of {America. Mortal enemy of the Democrat

There's a Democrat and a Republican next to each other.

Someone is going to die

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Orphanage

A flammable building full of small children.

Hey, let's set that orphanage on fire for shits and giggles

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Emoji

An alphabet for retards

"Hey, why'd you shoot that guy?"
"He used an emoji"
"You're a hero and a good person."

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018