Shapadapadoopapoopalis's definitions

Vegan

A preachy asshole who lacks nutrients.

That fucking vegan is insulting me for eating a hamburger. Good thing he'll die soon.

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Earthquake

What happens when a fat person walks.

That fat bitch Jenny just earthquaked the entire building.

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Science Teacher

Either an amusing or infuriating psychopath

My science teacher is a crazy bastard

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Gandhi

1: Famous Indian guy
2: To shit your pants and not care
3: That asshole who ruins every game of Civilization with nukes

1: Gandhi died a long time ago
2: When your grandpa starts to Gandhi himself, you should pull the plug
3: It's turn five how the fuck did Gandhi get nukes already?!

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Step on a lego

Instantaneous painful death

I hope you step on a lego

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

A flying fuck

A unit of measurement.

I do not give a flying fuck about your wedding.

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Emoji

An alphabet for retards

"Hey, why'd you shoot that guy?"
"He used an emoji"
"You're a hero and a good person."

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018