An act so horrible that no one could do it on purpose. Johnny Appleseed frowns upon this act, as do hot jewish MILFs who i would like to fuck
by shaft December 21, 2004
by shaft March 21, 2021
the ugliest degree of being a shasta disaster. ugly in every possibly way - face, body, personality, everything else. stay away at all costs.
Shasta McNasty and Co.
by Shaft September 27, 2004
metrosexuality is NOW.
by shaft March 29, 2004
the act of recklessly abandoning all sense of decency by consuming large amounts of alcohol and drugs, and degrading women as much as possible.
Look at those bitches over there. My buddy just bent that one over and put a hole in it. He did a bunch of blow off her tits too. Blow it up!
by Shaft January 31, 2004
the persona of a hick of well less than average IQ who was born out of snowy chicago winter in 1998 in order to strike fear in young coeds through the placement of phone calls. note: has a southern accent
coed: hello
hrg: hi, this is dave from heat repair
coed: uh huh
hrg: i gotta report yer heater's broke
coed: seems like its working
hrg: naw, its broke. i'll be out at 5:30 in the mornin to fix it.
coed: what?
hrg: you wanna freeze goddam it? 5:15 it is
hrg: hi, this is dave from heat repair
coed: uh huh
hrg: i gotta report yer heater's broke
coed: seems like its working
hrg: naw, its broke. i'll be out at 5:30 in the mornin to fix it.
coed: what?
hrg: you wanna freeze goddam it? 5:15 it is
by Shaft January 31, 2004
by Shaft February 01, 2004