Definitions by Shaft

metrosexual 

A straight man who cares about his looks a lot. very vain, and might even look gay.

metrosexuality is NOW.

metrosexual by shaft March 28, 2004

canton, ohio 

quite possible the worst place on earth. see also: blow job city

canton, ohio is the best truck stop in the world

canton, ohio by Shaft February 1, 2004

lexus suv 

large motor vehicle desired by upper middle class women strictly because it costs the bling or a car paid for by men and driven by women

Any dude who drives a lexus suv is a fucking pussy or Muffy and Buffy went to yoga in their lexus suv

lexus suv by Shaft January 31, 2004

blow it up 

the act of recklessly abandoning all sense of decency by consuming large amounts of alcohol and drugs, and degrading women as much as possible.

Look at those bitches over there. My buddy just bent that one over and put a hole in it. He did a bunch of blow off her tits too. Blow it up!

blow it up by Shaft January 31, 2004

heat repair guy 

the persona of a hick of well less than average IQ who was born out of snowy chicago winter in 1998 in order to strike fear in young coeds through the placement of phone calls. note: has a southern accent

coed: hello
hrg: hi, this is dave from heat repair
coed: uh huh
hrg: i gotta report yer heater's broke
coed: seems like its working
hrg: naw, its broke. i'll be out at 5:30 in the mornin to fix it.
coed: what?
hrg: you wanna freeze goddam it? 5:15 it is

heat repair guy by Shaft January 31, 2004

fudgelito 

The covert and forceful insertion of one's thumb into another's buttcrack in attempt to startle while yelling boisterously "FUDGELITO"

Shmeltz was walking up the stairs the other day when suddenly he heard the call "FUDGELITO!" as a thumb railed up his ass.

fudgelito by Shaft January 25, 2004

shmeltz

A redheaded vagrant often found in 1) dumpsters, 2)a cardboard box on the corner of sheridan rd, 3) Miami Beach. Creator of the fudgelito. Originally hails from boo city, iowa, where he was raised by rufus.

Dude, shmeltz hasn't fucking showered in 3 days. Amazing.

shmeltz by Shaft January 25, 2004