Moourns

a word used by a farbod thats extremely faggish.

Michael Jordan says "moourn."

by shaft March 28, 2004

hockey puck

To "hockey puck" someone is to pee in the bottom of a coffee can or other cylinder and then freeze it and slide the frozen piss disc underneath their door so that they are welcomed by a puddle of urine.

We hockey pucked Jordan twice last night. He's such a dick.

by Shaft March 27, 2005

shmeltz

A redheaded vagrant often found in 1) dumpsters, 2)a cardboard box on the corner of sheridan rd, 3) Miami Beach. Creator of the fudgelito. Originally hails from boo city, iowa, where he was raised by rufus.

Dude, shmeltz hasn't fucking showered in 3 days. Amazing.

by Shaft January 25, 2004

Jub Jub Shabado

A chant of Kuaii origin

Jub Jub Jub Jub
Jub Jub Jub
Shabado Shabado

by Shaft May 20, 2003

herbal bath

managerie - to take a bath with an abundance of scented oils, candles, and other aromatherapeudicly stimulating items. Also accompanied by flogging the dolphin and Marvin Gaye playing in the background.

Bill Gates is taking an herbal bath.

by Shaft August 06, 2003

nunumen

the little poop that slips out in a fart and causes you to run to the toilet.

omg i think i might have just nunumen myself.

by shaft March 21, 2021

Jello

a word standing for totally sweet, awesome, nasty, hot, super, etc. Scott is the king of jello and defines it however he wants. Emily is Queen and has no control over the word.

Scott is more jello than Emily

by shaft February 19, 2005