Definitions by SexyLexie

del taco 

a great place to eat...if you like large, healthy maggots in your food, that is. oh and it has shitty service

I just bit into the burrito i got at Del Taco...it tasted like it was older than me and it had maggots in it

del taco by SexyLexie May 24, 2007

sparknotes 

mankind's greatest invention. summarizes boring books high school students have to read, in little paragrpahs for every chapter. you can still get the idea of what the book's about without spending countless hours reading the damn thing.
also avilable for subjects such as history, math, science, chemistry, government, etc.

Oh fuck. I have a test on Macbeth tomorrow. Sparknotes to the rescue!

sparknotes by SexyLexie May 14, 2007

comcast 

a really great cable company. very cheap, too. i have internet and tv cable from them and only pay $66 a month for both. the internet is really fast, and the on-demand feature is great.

Bob went to the video store to rent a movie but could not find it. I watched it on Comcast

comcast by SexyLexie April 8, 2007

johnny rocket 

the best hamburger place on the planet. their burgers arent fake and processed like mcdonalds and burger king. all their stuff is fresh. and the service there is really good.

i had lunch at Johnny Rocket. it was sooooo good!

johnny rocket by SexyLexie April 6, 2007

good personality

something you need get a gf/bf. no matter how good you look, if you got a terrible personality, no one will want you

guy one: do you think shes hot?
guy tow: yeah, but she has the personality of a brick wall
guy one: so? she's hot
guy two: so is my coffee but i aint datin it
guy one: good point.
guy two: yup. only conceited sluts say good personality is for ugly people.

good personality by SexyLexie March 17, 2007

skelanimals 

Dead animals need love, too!!
Skelanimals are adorable, cute, little dead aniamls that are looking for a home. They want someone to love them, but not just anyone, they want someone with a warm heart. after all, they're just bones!
Skelanimals love to watch scary movies and snuggle.

I love my new skelanimals backpack!!

Skelanimals are soo cute!!

skelanimals by SexyLexie March 6, 2007

makeup 

something ugly girls wear to look half way decent. they look ok with all that shit smothered over their faces, but once it's washed off, their faces hurt your eyes

I am naturally beautiful and therefor do not need to wear makeup.

makeup by SexyLexie March 4, 2007