SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats's definitions

223897

The 223897th positive integer.
Bigger than 223896, but smaller than 223898.

I scored 223897 points in that new video game that came out

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 21, 2022

faith in humanity

Something I don't have. And neither should you.

I can go on and on about all the reasons I've lost faith in humanity but then I'd break the character limit

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats December 12, 2022

238

A number larger than 237 but smaller than 239.

238 is a number

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 21, 2022

Nokia 3310

An indestructible weapon too brutal for war. It has been banned in all countries worldwide. Throwing it, dropping it, it is illegal.
You can't break it, it never runs out of battery, you can use it as a throwable atomic bomb. Has enough power to become a nuclear reactor

Kid: haha throw nokia 3310 go brrrrrr
Me: Where did you throw it?
Kid: at your house, why???
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *my house blows up*

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 21, 2022

Dreamphobic

See also: Gigachad

Random guy: I'm dreamphobic
Me: Here king, you dropped this 👑

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats October 2, 2022

Tower

A punching bag but for planes

The saddest day in my life was when I found out my dad died in 9/11. He went down hitting the tower.

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats May 11, 2023

School

Modern slavery

Dad: How was school today?
Kid: Today was the best school day of my life
Dad: That’s wonderful!!!
Kid: No it’s not!!! we had 69 tests, all 10 nerds in the class reminded the teacher of the homework, I got beat up 5 times, I stepped on a lego, the cafeteria food sent me to the hospital, I got approximately 601 pounds of homework, and I got detention because some kid who thought he was funny told on me for something I didn’t do! I don’t wanna go to school! I wanna be a fucking gamer!!!!!!1!1
Dad: i forgot to buy the milk

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 19, 2022