Definitions by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats
Uno Reverse Card
A deadly weapon too cruel and brutal for war. Holding this card guarantees that anyone who tries to attack you will instantly die.
Has been banned in all countries because of its instant contact lethality.
Even applies to non-physical attacks, such as emotional damage or punishments.
Has been banned in all countries because of its instant contact lethality.
Even applies to non-physical attacks, such as emotional damage or punishments.
Teacher: You're getting detention
Me: UNO REVERSE CARD
Teacher: NOOOOOOO *proceeds to sit in detention for 50 hours*
Teacher 50 hours later: no bringing uno reverse cards to school
Me: UNO REVERSE CARD
Teacher: FML
Me: UNO REVERSE CARD
Teacher: NOOOOOOO *proceeds to sit in detention for 50 hours*
Teacher 50 hours later: no bringing uno reverse cards to school
Me: UNO REVERSE CARD
Teacher: FML
Uno Reverse Card by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 21, 2022
Nokia 3310
An indestructible weapon too brutal for war. It has been banned in all countries worldwide. Throwing it, dropping it, it is illegal.
You can't break it, it never runs out of battery, you can use it as a throwable atomic bomb. Has enough power to become a nuclear reactor
You can't break it, it never runs out of battery, you can use it as a throwable atomic bomb. Has enough power to become a nuclear reactor
Kid: haha throw nokia 3310 go brrrrrr
Me: Where did you throw it?
Kid: at your house, why???
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *my house blows up*
Me: Where did you throw it?
Kid: at your house, why???
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *my house blows up*
Nokia 3310 by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 21, 2022
father
You most certainly do not have a father if you're relying on Urban Dictionary to figure out what words mean.
father by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 20, 2022
Asian Parents
Typical Grading System according to Asian Parents:
A = Almost Good Enough
B = Beating
C = Cry In A Corner
D = Death
E = Excruciating Death
F = F***ing Excruciating Death
A = Almost Good Enough
B = Beating
C = Cry In A Corner
D = Death
E = Excruciating Death
F = F***ing Excruciating Death
Me: I got 200% on my test just like you wanted!
Asian Parents: 200%?! Why no 400%?
Me: But the maximum was 200%—
Asian Parents: NO EXCUSE FOR FAILURE!!! YOU GROUNDED!!!
Asian Parents: 200%?! Why no 400%?
Me: But the maximum was 200%—
Asian Parents: NO EXCUSE FOR FAILURE!!! YOU GROUNDED!!!
Asian Parents by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 20, 2022
School
Modern slavery
Dad: How was school today?
Kid: Today was the best school day of my life
Dad: That’s wonderful!!!
Kid: No it’s not!!! we had 69 tests, all 10 nerds in the class reminded the teacher of the homework, I got beat up 5 times, I stepped on a lego, the cafeteria food sent me to the hospital, I got approximately 601 pounds of homework, and I got detention because some kid who thought he was funny told on me for something I didn’t do! I don’t wanna go to school! I wanna be a fucking gamer!!!!!!1!1
Dad: i forgot to buy the milk
Kid: Today was the best school day of my life
Dad: That’s wonderful!!!
Kid: No it’s not!!! we had 69 tests, all 10 nerds in the class reminded the teacher of the homework, I got beat up 5 times, I stepped on a lego, the cafeteria food sent me to the hospital, I got approximately 601 pounds of homework, and I got detention because some kid who thought he was funny told on me for something I didn’t do! I don’t wanna go to school! I wanna be a fucking gamer!!!!!!1!1
Dad: i forgot to buy the milk
School by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 19, 2022