a fat cat that is so fluffy you just want to squeeze the crap out of its plump body

i bought a frre last night for $69.99

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats March 22, 2022

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223897

The 223897th positive integer.
Bigger than 223896, but smaller than 223898.

I scored 223897 points in that new video game that came out

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Modern slavery

Dad: How was school today?
Kid: Today was the best school day of my life
Dad: That’s wonderful!!!
Kid: No it’s not!!! we had 69 tests, all 10 nerds in the class reminded the teacher of the homework, I got beat up 5 times, I stepped on a lego, the cafeteria food sent me to the hospital, I got approximately 601 pounds of homework, and I got detention because some kid who thought he was funny told on me for something I didn’t do! I don’t wanna go to school! I wanna be a fucking gamer!!!!!!1!1
Dad: i forgot to buy the milk

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 20, 2022

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