frre

a fat cat that is so fluffy you just want to squeeze the crap out of its plump body

i bought a frre last night for $69.99

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats March 22, 2022

father

Something you don't have in your life

You most certainly do not have a father if you're relying on Urban Dictionary to figure out what words mean.

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 20, 2022

Dreamphobic

See also: Gigachad

Me: I'm dreamphobic
Dream Stan: RERERTWDGFGEAJVSHBJEHWRKUAFWCBKJAE HOW DARE YOU

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats September 17, 2022

Technoblade

Never dies

Technoblade never dies

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 19, 2022

Dreamphobic

See Also: Gigachad

"Welcome to Idiots Anonymous. How dumb are you?"
"I'm not dreamphobic"
"Come on in!"

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats September 18, 2022

Asian Parents

Typical Grading System according to Asian Parents:
A = Almost Good Enough
B = Beating
C = Cry In A Corner
D = Death
E = Excruciating Death
F = F***ing Excruciating Death

Me: I got 200% on my test just like you wanted!
Asian Parents: 200%?! Why no 400%?
Me: But the maximum was 200%—
Asian Parents: NO EXCUSE FOR FAILURE!!! YOU GROUNDED!!!

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 20, 2022

School

Modern slavery

Dad: How was school today?
Kid: Today was the best school day of my life
Dad: That’s wonderful!!!
Kid: No it’s not!!! we had 69 tests, all 10 nerds in the class reminded the teacher of the homework, I got beat up 5 times, I stepped on a lego, the cafeteria food sent me to the hospital, I got approximately 601 pounds of homework, and I got detention because some kid who thought he was funny told on me for something I didn’t do! I don’t wanna go to school! I wanna be a fucking gamer!!!!!!1!1
Dad: i forgot to buy the milk

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 19, 2022