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Definitions by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats

The saddest day in my life was when I found out my dad died in 9/11. He went down hitting the tower.

faith in humanity 

Something I don't have. And neither should you.
I can go on and on about all the reasons I've lost faith in humanity but then I'd break the character limit

your mom 

The largest thing in the visible universe. Scientists studying her are almost certain that your mom is bigger than the universe
Class bully: Gimme your lunch money
Me: No
Class bully: What are you gonna do about it? You're too small to do anything
Me: That's not what your mom said to me last night

Dreamphobic 

Random guy: I'm dreamphobic
Me: Here king, you dropped this 👑

Dreamphobic 

"Welcome to Idiots Anonymous. How dumb are you?"
"I'm not dreamphobic"
"Come on in!"

Dreamphobic 

Me: I'm dreamphobic
Dream Stan: RERERTWDGFGEAJVSHBJEHWRKUAFWCBKJAE HOW DARE YOU