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your mom

The largest thing in the visible universe. Scientists studying her are almost certain that your mom is bigger than the universe
Class bully: Gimme your lunch money
Me: No
Class bully: What are you gonna do about it? You're too small to do anything
Me: That's not what your mom said to me last night
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Uno Reverse Card

A deadly weapon too cruel and brutal for war. Holding this card guarantees that anyone who tries to attack you will instantly die.
Has been banned in all countries because of its instant contact lethality.
Even applies to non-physical attacks, such as emotional damage or punishments.
Teacher: You're getting detention
Me: UNO REVERSE CARD
Teacher: NOOOOOOO *proceeds to sit in detention for 50 hours*

Teacher 50 hours later: no bringing uno reverse cards to school
Me: UNO REVERSE CARD
Teacher: FML
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223897

The 223897th positive integer.
Bigger than 223896, but smaller than 223898.
I scored 223897 points in that new video game that came out
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