SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats's definitions
The largest thing in the visible universe. Scientists studying her are almost certain that your mom is bigger than the universe
Class bully: Gimme your lunch money
Me: No
Class bully: What are you gonna do about it? You're too small to do anything
Me: That's not what your mom said to me last night
Me: No
Class bully: What are you gonna do about it? You're too small to do anything
Me: That's not what your mom said to me last night
by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats October 2, 2022
Get the your mommug. Dad: How was school today?
Kid: Today was the best school day of my life
Dad: That’s wonderful!!!
Kid: No it’s not!!! we had 69 tests, all 10 nerds in the class reminded the teacher of the homework, I got beat up 5 times, I stepped on a lego, the cafeteria food sent me to the hospital, I got approximately 601 pounds of homework, and I got detention because some kid who thought he was funny told on me for something I didn’t do! I don’t wanna go to school! I wanna be a fucking gamer!!!!!!1!1
Dad: i forgot to buy the milk
Kid: Today was the best school day of my life
Dad: That’s wonderful!!!
Kid: No it’s not!!! we had 69 tests, all 10 nerds in the class reminded the teacher of the homework, I got beat up 5 times, I stepped on a lego, the cafeteria food sent me to the hospital, I got approximately 601 pounds of homework, and I got detention because some kid who thought he was funny told on me for something I didn’t do! I don’t wanna go to school! I wanna be a fucking gamer!!!!!!1!1
Dad: i forgot to buy the milk
by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 19, 2022
Get the Schoolmug. An indestructible weapon too brutal for war. It has been banned in all countries worldwide. Throwing it, dropping it, it is illegal.
You can't break it, it never runs out of battery, you can use it as a throwable atomic bomb. Has enough power to become a nuclear reactor
You can't break it, it never runs out of battery, you can use it as a throwable atomic bomb. Has enough power to become a nuclear reactor
Kid: haha throw nokia 3310 go brrrrrr
Me: Where did you throw it?
Kid: at your house, why???
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *my house blows up*
Me: Where did you throw it?
Kid: at your house, why???
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *my house blows up*
by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 21, 2022
Get the Nokia 3310mug.