Dreamphobic

Random guy: I'm dreamphobic
Me: Here king, you dropped this 👑
by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats October 02, 2022
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Nokia 3310

An indestructible weapon too brutal for war. It has been banned in all countries worldwide. Throwing it, dropping it, it is illegal.
You can't break it, it never runs out of battery, you can use it as a throwable atomic bomb. Has enough power to become a nuclear reactor
Kid: haha throw nokia 3310 go brrrrrr
Me: Where did you throw it?
Kid: at your house, why???
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *my house blows up*
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Tower

The saddest day in my life was when I found out my dad died in 9/11. He went down hitting the tower.
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