Definitions by SeriousManMan

Popeye's 

A wonderful alternative to KFC it is however still fried chicken. The idea that all Popeye's employees are black is very close to being true, go into your local Popeye's and silently count the ratio of African-Americans to Caucasians. It's not racism, it's a fact, check it out.

Popeye's is one of the tastiest places to eat in the United States.

Popeye's by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

Toxic Twelve Year Old 

The thing you call most twelve year old boys today. They can often be found screaming at Roblox or Minecraft. If they aren't doing one of those things they are most likely telling you to kys over their pathetic excuse for a Call of Duty play.

"Did you see that viral video about the toxic twelve year old?"
"Dude who tf calls them viral videos?"

Toxic Twelve Year Old by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

Nimitz-class 

The Nimitz-class are a class of ten nuclear aircraft carriers in service of the United States Navy. The name ship of the class is named after World War II United States Pacific Fleet Commander Fleet Admiral Chester W. Nimitz,who was the U.S. Navy's last surviving Fleet Admiral.

"The Nimitz-class ships are totally fucking cool!"

Nimitz-class by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

GPS

The electronic piece of shit that INSISTS that this turn off is the right one and despite following it's directions leads you astray and off into a horror movie-esque town.

This damn GPS brought us here AGAIN?! This isn't even nearly the right place!

GPS by SeriousManMan December 28, 2017

Finding Nemo 

A movie in which a small child is kidnapped for aesthetic purposes which causes his father to begin a global search for him. His father is accompanied by a questionably grown woman with early onset Alzheimer's who will somehow manage to make the father less of a serious bastard. Ultimately the three become some sort of weird family/friend relationship and thus the end paves the way for what is known as "Finding Dory"

"I really enjoyed Finding Nemo it was very fun and family friendly too."

Finding Nemo by SeriousManMan December 28, 2017

Taken

A movie produced in 2008, essentially 5 years too late as Finding Nemo did the same thing in 2003. The most notable difference is that this is less child friendly.

Also known for the popular quote: "I don't know who you are, but I will find you, and kill you."

Taken is essentially the biggest rip-off of Finding Nemo but it is at least adult friendly.

Taken by SeriousManMan December 28, 2017

Doomsday 

Doomsday is a day which cannot be revived even by dark magic. It is a day also referred to as "Mondays." However it can go beyond a typical "Monday" and may be much worse.

Dude, I feel like I am having the WORST doomsday ever!

Doomsday by SeriousManMan December 27, 2017