SeriousManMan's definitions

Area 51

A place where aliens, Indiana Jones, the U.S. Military, and Hippies that know too much visit regularly for one of three things; to be experimented on, to be probed, or to be involved in secret Russian spy movements towards world domination.

So I found Area 51, it's not a fun place to hang out let me tell you.

by SeriousManMan December 27, 2017

Finding Nemo

A movie in which a small child is kidnapped for aesthetic purposes which causes his father to begin a global search for him. His father is accompanied by a questionably grown woman with early onset Alzheimer's who will somehow manage to make the father less of a serious bastard. Ultimately the three become some sort of weird family/friend relationship and thus the end paves the way for what is known as "Finding Dory"

"I really enjoyed Finding Nemo it was very fun and family friendly too."

by SeriousManMan December 28, 2017

Social Justice Warrior

This term no longer means what it actually means. Social Justice can range from anything from men not working in kitchens to being racist towards white people in classrooms to "avenge African-Americans."

A Social Justice Warrior is just a serial killer who is one or two ticks away from being institutionalized.

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

Sophia the First

The only Disney princess who originally was not a princess at birth and by definition would not be a princess as her mother was not born a princess either and this makes her a "Royal Consort." Technically invalidating this child princess of her royal status. But hey what do I know? This wanna-be princess can also talk to animals and hides that shit for no reason.

Sophia the First is a child's show on Disney Junior. Disney has a lax definition and/or understanding of princesses. Disney Princesses can be princesses even if they just do heroic things. Like Mulan.

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

GPS

The electronic piece of shit that INSISTS that this turn off is the right one and despite following it's directions leads you astray and off into a horror movie-esque town.

This damn GPS brought us here AGAIN?! This isn't even nearly the right place!

by SeriousManMan December 28, 2017

Nimitz-class

The Nimitz-class are a class of ten nuclear aircraft carriers in service of the United States Navy. The name ship of the class is named after World War II United States Pacific Fleet Commander Fleet Admiral Chester W. Nimitz,who was the U.S. Navy's last surviving Fleet Admiral.

"The Nimitz-class ships are totally fucking cool!"

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

George Washington

The name of a nuclear powered US aircraft carrier. Namely the sixth carrier in the Nimitz-class and (obviously) christened after the first president of the United States. The official name is USS George Washington (CVN-73)

The USS George Washington is a ship that is still in active duty.

by SeriousManMan December 27, 2017