Senor Bunluv's definitions

The Ativan

The van you take from rehab to an outside AA meeting, after you’ve all detoxed on Ativan.

Get in the Ativan gang, we goin to AA! Gettin Litty in the City. What it do?!

by Senor Bunluv October 14, 2025

Cape Cod Cruller

When you eat a donut off a guys dick and he’s wearing Hey Dudes, high socks and a Vineyard Vines shirt

Just ate a Cape Cod Cruller off a Chad in Chatham. Then I stole his vineyard vines long sleeve.

by Senor Bunluv October 14, 2025

Reverse Road Head

When you get a DUI and have to blow your car to get it to start.

Court mandated reverse road head for 6 months.

by Senor Bunluv February 5, 2023

Sack Stamp

When you are long in the balls and you wear a hole in your underwear creating a stamp or cookie cutter like impression.

Justie was so long in the junk his underwear always rocked a sack stamp

by Senor Bunluv April 4, 2019

dishwater diarrhea

When you fake having diarrhea after dinner to get out of doing the dishes.

Eileen told Norm she had dishwater diarrhea after dinner to get out of doing the dishes.

by Senor Bunluv June 1, 2021

icicle pickle

When your girlfriend’s freezing cold hands touch your penis.

Don’t touch me! You’re giving me an icicle pickle.

by Senor Bunluv October 26, 2018

Maskerbater

A person who refuses to wear a mask during a pandemic and can therefore go fuck themselves.

A group of maskerbaters came into the office today and I refused to sell them clamming licenses.

by Senor Bunluv August 19, 2020