Saturn's problem child's definitions

bloody hell

The British equivalent of our terms of anger, surprise, etc.

Such as: "Oh, my God!" "Holy shit!" "What the fuck?!" "Whoa!" "Damn!"

Mandy: The worst news! I just heard Eddie Guerrero died.

Danielle: Bloody hell! Are you serious

Mandy: Yeah....

(They embrace each other crying.)

by Saturn's Problem Child February 17, 2008

one time at band camp

One of the funniest movie lines ever; people use it for everything now. Originally from the sex-crazed movie "American Pie," one of the best movies ever!

There was this one time at band camp, I had to kis a girl who played the trombone, so you can just imagine that...

by Saturn's Problem Child May 13, 2008

blue bear

1. Anyone who is an official student at Livingstone College in Salisbury, NC.

2. The mascot of Livingstone College

You know you want to be a blue bear, but you can't, cuz you ain't got no blue!

by Saturn's Problem Child February 15, 2008

punk

1. Loud, fast rock music that is typically aggressive and anarchic

2. Anyone who listens to said music and loves moshing, skating (sometimes), and just being themselves. And who HATE fascism!

1. I don't listen to emo, I listen to punk day and night. Rock on!

2. Shut your punk ass up!
I don't take offense to that. Don't you see the Mohawk and the studs? Damn right I'm a punk! FUCK FASCISM!

by Saturn's Problem Child February 17, 2008

telekinesis

"Thought to be the ability to move or to cause changes in objects by force of the mind."

- "Carrie" 1976

Don't you sometimes wish you had telekinesis?

Yeah, then I could make people think the place was haunted!

by Saturn's Problem Child February 22, 2008

brass knuckles

The most hardcore weapon around today! You wear them over your knuckles not only to protect them, but to SERIOUSLY fuck your opponent up!

Warning: There is a differrence between regular fighting and extreme brute-force fighting. Brass knuckles should ONLY be used in extreme brute-force fighting!

Billy: So what did you do to that guy that tried to rape your girlfriend?

Brett: Dude, I got two pairs of brass knuckles. I put both of them on and totally unleashed upon him!

Billy: DAMN! I bet that really fucked him up!

Brett: I wouldn't be surprised if he was dead by now!

by Saturn's Problem Child April 18, 2008

camel toe

Simply put, it's is a pussy wedgie

She has a frontal wedgie, a camel toe!

by Saturn's Problem Child April 16, 2008