54 definition by Sam is a Dick

A Scotsman, so named due to the rural nature of the traditional Scottish economy and the predominance of sheep herding.
That William Wallace was a sheepshagger if ever I saw one.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Sheep can hear zippers.
by Sam is a Dick October 23, 2006

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The Lady Macbeth of metal. She stole her husband's balls.
Someone should arrest Sharon Osbourne for testicular embezzlement.
by Sam is a Dick March 25, 2007

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Anyone who disagrees with you, especially on the internet. Also used by high schoolers to refer to cops.
Me and that other guy called each other Nazis on the chat room for two hours, I'm not quite sure how that happened in the Kirk vs. Picard chat.

Man that Nazi cop told me to stop keying cars. What a fucking Nazi.
by Sam is a Dick April 27, 2007

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It's like porn for autistics.
Man last night I went on Wikipedia and found so many facts I creamed my new jeans.
by Sam is a Dick December 25, 2006

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The name speaks for itself. Someone who gets around and not in a glorious way. The kind of person you're reluctant to shake hands with if you're not wearing both rubber gloves and a space suit.
Don't go out with that girl. Sure she's easy but she's a walking canister of every disease ever transmitted sexually.
by Sam is a Dick May 07, 2007

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Strong Teen Using Democracy
Mark Foley enjoys spending time with young STUDs.
by Sam is a Dick October 24, 2006

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Usually the place in town with the most drugs.
Man I'm all out of the good stuff, I'd better head to the drug free zone.
by Sam is a Dick May 18, 2007

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