Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Sam is a Dick

New Hampshire

Everyone in New Hampshire is thinking about how they'd like to be out of New Hampshire.

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Damn I love reading retarded conspiracy blogs, thank you free speech.

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When a girl gives a guy a small amount of sexual gratification, but withholds the rest until he commits to a relationship.

Last night she gave me the free tour, but I'm definitely gonna subscribe.

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Someone who is somehow a n00b at being Jewish. A j00b may be uncircumcised, eat pork regularly, or have no strong religious beliefs.

Dude you left that penny on the ground, you are such a j00b!

j00b by Sam is a Dick November 10, 2006

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A term made up by right-wing liars to refer to anyone who doesn't want to put Muslims into extermination camps. See: most Americans.

We'd have already won the war on ragheads if the fucking Dhimmicrats didn't somehow think that it was "self evident" that "all men are created equal."

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To eat pussy, so called because it smells like tuna.

Baby I wanna take you home and toss the tuna salad all night.

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A lesbian, so called due to their desire to eat muff.

Don't waste your time with that girl, she's a total muff maiden.

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