Definitions by Sam is a Dick

New Hampshire 

A fireworks store with a meth lab in back.

Everyone in New Hampshire is thinking about how they'd like to be out of New Hampshire.

New Hampshire by Sam is a Dick November 23, 2006

free speech 

Thanks to the internet, a great form of cheap entertainment.

Damn I love reading retarded conspiracy blogs, thank you free speech.

free speech by Sam is a Dick November 14, 2006

free tour 

When a girl gives a guy a small amount of sexual gratification, but withholds the rest until he commits to a relationship.

Last night she gave me the free tour, but I'm definitely gonna subscribe.

free tour by Sam is a Dick November 13, 2006

j00b

Someone who is somehow a n00b at being Jewish. A j00b may be uncircumcised, eat pork regularly, or have no strong religious beliefs.

Dude you left that penny on the ground, you are such a j00b!

j00b by Sam is a Dick November 10, 2006

Dhimmicrat

A term made up by right-wing liars to refer to anyone who doesn't want to put Muslims into extermination camps. See: most Americans.

We'd have already won the war on ragheads if the fucking Dhimmicrats didn't somehow think that it was "self evident" that "all men are created equal."

Dhimmicrat by Sam is a Dick November 2, 2006

toss the tuna salad

To eat pussy, so called because it smells like tuna.

Baby I wanna take you home and toss the tuna salad all night.

toss the tuna salad by Sam is a Dick October 31, 2006

muff maiden 

A lesbian, so called due to their desire to eat muff.

Don't waste your time with that girl, she's a total muff maiden.

muff maiden by Sam is a Dick October 31, 2006