Sam 's definitions

swob

to hit someone on the back of the head
this must heart or it is not a swab

jack: bahdgahasbjgfds sahgfdui

me: shut up or i will swab you

jack: ..........

by Sam May 21, 2004

dicking off

Goofing around at work; especially when you are being paid to do real work.

I got fired cause me and phil were dicking off on the bulldozer.

by Sam April 23, 2005

herring

one who posseses red/pink/orange hair

Jarrad is the biggest herring, his hair could stop traffic.

by sam July 2, 2004

argenta

The place where underage hicks go to spend their time. Features many drug addicts and skanks. Fights and making out in the hallways almost daily.

I wouldn't be caught dead at Argenta High School.

by sam April 19, 2005

testie blowout

1. A sudden increase in the pitch of ones voice during speech, usually for the duration of one syllable only. Similar to the process a teenage boy undergoes during puberty but far more sporadic and therefore more humorous for onlookers. Incidence is increased during periods of excitement and is also seen to be directly proportionate to the number of people listening.
2. May also be used literally by the stupid and uneducated to describe a sudden increase in testicular size such as that associated with conditions like elephantitis.

1. "Hey guys, what's happENing?"
2. Doctor: "Well Sir, what seems to be the problem?"
Patient: "Well..as you can see, I'm experiencing testie blowout."

by Sam June 18, 2004

sucka fuck

The art, or skill of sucking fucks.

Alex, go sucka fuck.

by Sam April 10, 2005

aria

Australian Record Industry Association. Just like the RIAA, but they don't sue 12yo girls.

Tbe ARIA is one of the better record companies.

by Sam October 4, 2003