Sam 's definitions

Jew hawk

A mohawk or fohawk covering the head of a jew
(not to be confused with jewhawk a hawk that is jewish)

Hey Look at his Jew hawk

by Sam April 6, 2005

ex husband

one who pulls himself excessively

see wanker

by sam December 4, 2003

muffin

1. A Realy cool person.
2. A person who has 2 much time.
3. A sweet, kind person.
4. Something to eat.

Hey that muffin rocks!
That muffin should get a boy friend!
I love that muffin shes so nuce!
Mmmmm I like muffins

by Sam July 20, 2004

muhallywop

muhallywop is a rare and special virus that makes the person who has it one of the coolest people ever

sam got muhallywop so now alyssa has to be nice to him because of all his new friends that he will make, she's just mad because girls named alyssa are inherently immune. oh well, i'm sure she's happy with her causticum

by sam January 20, 2005

Aryan

The ancient spelling of the word "Iranian".
literary means noble in old Persian and Sanskrit. noble also literary means a free wo/man in Persian (kind of a more spiritual freedom than material).

historical note:
The term Aryan was stolen by German philosophers in 18 century since the linguistics discovered some similarities between Indo-Iranian languages and European languages. They used to have a common language so they must have had common ancestors. so If Iranians call themselves Aryan so we should do that too!

Arya(n)mehr= The Lights of Aryans {title of the late king of Iran}

by sam December 2, 2003

jiz

Spunk.

Its basicly a shorter word for semen, god knows why people dont just call it cum.

"I just put my hand in your jiz didnt i."

"Yes you did al"

by Sam November 17, 2003

:)

a smiling face but not as happy as :D

:)!!!
Are you happY?
oh yeah!

by Sam August 11, 2004