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urban

"Urban" has nothing to do with liberals, and doesn't inherently have anything to do with race. it means "having to do with the city", including city life, style, etc.

City style is largely driven by blacks, and thus urban style often refers to black urban style. However, it doesn't necessarily, as graffiti is considered urban, but is done by all races. Thus, indirectly, urban culture implies black culture in certain contexts. The people who post here are so dumb that they then equate "black" and "urban", and manage to blame it on liberals. Typical of dumb conservatives. Maybe they should spend more time thinking about how selfish their elitest policies are and stop blaming things on people who care about those who are less fortunate and the environment, on which we depend.
"that block is mad urban...check this urban beat...the subway only runs in urban areas"
by sam November 11, 2003
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Piss Flinch

A type of incident that should not be mentioned around the company of ladies, they suffer alot worse than men. a piss flinch is usually a drunken/stoned action performed (hopefully) in private when urinating. the 'piss flinch' is a desperate type of flinch involving the lower legs and hips simultaneously. a type of judder I suppose, resulting in a sparatic spray of piss over the floor to either side of the bowl/urinal, and occasionally into the stash of bog-roll if you happen to be at home. hmmm nice soggy piss cleaned arse hole for mother. With women, they can be catapulted feet into the air, of can be spun off the seat at a great velocity. this can result in serious injuries, and sometimes loss of rationality/piss (or both) - but these things are never discussed. I only know after extensive research. Piss flinch can also be used as a rather Facetious insult to a close friend, sometimes called neil, or Ning. this happy banter can soon digress into a slurry of vocal fumblings, and end in giggles of the funny type. yes, yes they can. can they? yes. is it? I think we all know.
...oh neil you fucking piss flinch!... ning, ningle mc flingle, fucking piss flinch cunt!. are you? am I? are you neil? Neeeiiiiil??? yes. piss flinched arse gruff nutted piss minch creg bitch. That fish bitch just piss flinched neil, did you see the tallons on that? yes
by Sam October 14, 2004
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shigity shigity schwa

A phrase that many people say in a term of excitement
by sam December 22, 2004
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bill gates

A man who is both God and Satan, simultaneously.
All hail Bill Gates! On second thought, don't.
by Sam August 8, 2005
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Persian Brown

A powerful form of meth mixed with opiets that is snorted.
This is the drug that killed River Phoenix. He took it in the bathroom of Johnny Depp's night club, The Viper Room
by Sam May 13, 2005
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Bass

The lowest male singing voice. In opera and musicals, they play buffoons, kings, priests, fathers, the Devil, and other miscellaneous parts. Male counterpart to the contralto, although much more common.
Whoa, now that's low! I like the bass! So majestic, so elegant... but it sounds kinda spooky.
by Sam October 29, 2004
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condential

when a person tries to give a lecture that makes them look smarter than they really are by using big words.
"Those flatulence are an inconvenience to homosapiens everywhere!"
"Thanks for the condential Jean..."
by sam June 19, 2006
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