Sandy Vagina

A wuss, someone that takes things too seariously.

Man.. that kid Jon cries like a Sandy Vagina.

by Sam November 26, 2002

Colie

adj; To be constantly full of speeling mistarks and grammer, errors,.!

n1: To have a legitimate reason for being cute and adorable. cute

To have the love of one fine lady Sam

n1: 'God that woman is one Hot Colie'

by Sam March 29, 2004

Macgyver

Someone who thinks they know how to perform an action that they really can't perform, for example - pick a lock. Always used sarcastically.

Guy 1: I'm telling you I can pick the lock

Guy 2: You broke the hanger off in the door, way to go Macgyver!!

by Sam January 17, 2004

Ruptured rectum

a rectum(anus) that has been penitrated causing seepige of body fluids (mostly blood) through the anus

His ass was disgusting, he had a ruptured rectum!

by Sam December 08, 2004

Persian Brown

A powerful form of meth mixed with opiets that is snorted.

This is the drug that killed River Phoenix. He took it in the bathroom of Johnny Depp's night club, The Viper Room

by Sam May 13, 2005

samphearleak

a type of species that is extremely handsome and confident in all abilities known to man (also called sam for short, which stands for sexy asian man)

Mate, look at that there samphearleak, ain't that a beauty.

by Sam September 17, 2004

nsbem

Abbreviation- New Strong Bad E-Mail

lets people know that strong bad has posted a new email.

toby - "nsbem"
sam - "yeah i saw it this morning"

by Sam April 12, 2005