SalvyZ's definitions

memesmith

A craftsperson who constructs memes from words and images.

“Jon is a prolific memesmith who creates multiple memes a day.”

by SalvyZ July 11, 2019

faux soul

The illusion of spiritual depth and existential meaning engineered by capitalist minions in order to more effectively sell products.

“The Apple Store’s atmosphere is pure faux soul.”

by SalvyZ July 12, 2019

pothole

A depression triggered by overconsumption of marijuana.

“My buddy Johnny fell into a deep pothole after binging all weekend on weed.”

by SalvyZ July 27, 2019

translender

noting or relating to a heavyset person who identifies as thin.

“My cousin Johnny is a heavyset dude who thinks he’s skinny. That guy is translender.”

by SalvyZ April 2, 2019

artifishal

Fish raised or produced by human methods rather than occurring naturally

“You’ll never catch me eating farm raised tilapia. That shit is artifishal.”

by SalvyZ April 7, 2019

comniscient

knowing anything instantly via search engine

“Thanks to Google, we are all comniscient.”

by SalvyZ May 20, 2019

cybertariat

a so-called 'knowledge worker' who is always virtually at work due to the way communication technologies blur the lines between the workplace and home.

"Like other cybertariats, I'm accustomed to compulsively checking my work email at all hours of the night."

by SalvyZ June 3, 2019