Definitions by SalvyZ

hobosexual 

A person who dates others only to have a place to live.

"John's only with Mary for a place to stay. He doesn't love her. He's hobosexual."

hobosexual by SalvyZ October 16, 2020

isolationship 

The deep sense of connection to self and house mates developed after long periods of social distancing.

“Due to this pandemic, I’ve entered into an isolationship with my self and family over these many long days and nights.”

isolationship by SalvyZ March 21, 2020

Bengay Fever 

The raging surge libido among members of the aging population that is directly responsible for the wildfire spread of STDS amongst the elderly. Most acute in retirement communities in Florida and Arizona.

“Bengay Fever drove my grandfather to a life of sexual depravity as soon as he retired to Del Boca Vista.”

Bengay Fever by SalvyZ March 7, 2020

pajamification

A form of cultural decay whereby the standards of public attire become less and less formal, leading to people thinking it normal and acceptable to wear pajamas in contexts where doing so has been traditionally considered taboo

"Walmart is a great place to bear witness to the pajamification of American society."

pajamification by SalvyZ February 14, 2020

wanderful 

Experiences of delight and pleasure that result from fulfilling strong desires to travel

“Johnny never feels more wanderful than when he’s in the middle of a long-planned road trip to a new destination.”

wanderful by SalvyZ February 3, 2020

altervestite 

a person who derives pleasure from dressing in the clothes of other people, most typically a sibling, friend, or dating partner.

“A younger sister who loves wearing her older sisters college sweatshirts is a total altervestite.”

altervestite by SalvyZ January 18, 2020

Outragious 

The contagious nature of anger in outrage culture.

“The way people attacked her for her Trump Meme is outragiousness in action.”

Outragious by SalvyZ January 15, 2020