SalvyZ's definitions

amegomaniac

a person who is obsessively committed to a friendship with an egotistical or self-centered person.

“My best friend is a complete narcissist so I guess you could say I’m an amegomaniac.”

by SalvyZ June 7, 2019

snoreplay

Pretending to be asleep in order to avoid sexual intercourse.

"In typical snoreplay fashion, he pretended to fall asleep in order to dissuade her from coming on to him."

by SalvyZ September 19, 2019

smitation

When a law enforcement official uses excessive force during the execution of a legal citation. Smite + citation.

“The cop committed a smitation when he punched the jaywalker while issuing him a ticket.”

by SalvyZ November 2, 2020

cyberia

on social media, to punish by not talking to them, to cut off, to leave out in the cold; the cyber equivalent of Siberia

“Twitter recently banished Trump to cyberia.”

by SalvyZ February 14, 2021

pajamification

A form of cultural decay whereby the standards of public attire become less and less formal, leading to people thinking it normal and acceptable to wear pajamas in contexts where doing so has been traditionally considered taboo

"Walmart is a great place to bear witness to the pajamification of American society."

by SalvyZ February 14, 2020

assoul

a person who pushes religious or spiritual beliefs on others in irritating, contemptible ways.

"That Johnny sure is an assoul, eh? He never stops trying to have you adopt his new age spirituality."

by SalvyZ August 12, 2018

personallergies

The phenomenon of experiencing strong aversion or negative reactions to certain personality types, as if having an allergic response to their character traits.

"I can't hang out with Jake anymore. His constant bragging and attention-seeking give me major personallergies."

by SalvyZ August 14, 2024