SalvyZ's definitions

morasinine

A situation that it at once totally confusing and completely idiotic

"A large number of Darwin Award winners died in completely morasinine ways."

by SalvyZ June 26, 2019

cringing

to mentally binge on thoughts about one's existence that arouse feelings of disgust or embarrassment about one's self

"I've spent many sleepless nights during the pandemic mentally cringing myself into a state of deep despair and self loathing."

by SalvyZ May 2, 2021

fattire

clothing people wear when feeling plump

"After a Thanksgiving meal, my fattire usually consists of sweatpants and a baggy sweatshirt."

by SalvyZ November 23, 2018

histigue

The fatigue resulting from the chronic glorification of the history of a local place

"I've got a serious case of histigue due to the relentless talk about how historical our downtown area is."

by SalvyZ October 30, 2023

personallergies

The phenomenon of experiencing strong aversion or negative reactions to certain personality types, as if having an allergic response to their character traits.

"I can't hang out with Jake anymore. His constant bragging and attention-seeking give me major personallergies."

by SalvyZ August 14, 2024

Abbabuse

use of music by ABBA to bad effect or for a bad purpose; misuse of ABBA songs

“Any time I hear an ABBA song I feel like I’m being abbabused.”

by SalvyZ January 1, 2019

goga

a modern spiritual and ascetic discipline practiced by business professionals, major aspects of which include shallow breathing, anxious rumination, feelings of chronic urgency, and the unconscious adoption of bodily postures that undermine physical health and thwart the ability to relax.

“Everyone in this office is a goddamn goga master, racing anxiously from one mindless task to the next as if their goddamn lives depended on it, all the while sitting and standing in harmful body positions it’s gonna take an army of chiropractors to undo.”

by SalvyZ May 15, 2019