irky jerky

A work-specific behavior pattern characterized by initially experiencing annoyance or frustration (irked) by awkward workplace dynamics, then reacting in an unprofessional or counterproductive way (jerky). This can involve snapping at colleagues, making sarcastic comments about bosses or projects, or generally becoming withdrawn and disengaged during meetings or collaborations.

After weeks of missed deadlines and unclear expectations, Mark went Irky Jerky with his manager, making passive-aggressive comments in every meeting.

by SalvyZ June 27, 2024

grammar commie

A term used to describe a person who believes in and advocates for an egalitarian approach to language use. They view language primarily as a means of expressing meaning and facilitating communication, rather than as a status symbol or a tool for exclusion. A Grammar Commie stresses the importance of comprehensibility over stringent adherence to traditional grammar rules, and supports the validity of diverse linguistic styles and dialects, thus breaking the barriers of linguistic elitism and fostering inclusivity.

"Even though Jenny could correct every misplaced comma or misspelled word, as a Grammar Commie, she chose instead to focus on understanding the message the writer intended to convey, promoting a more inclusive and egalitarian approach to communication."

by SalvyZ July 24, 2023

angsta

A person whose main contributions to groups and the lives of others is existential angst.

“Every time I see that guy John, he somehow manages to point out the fleeting nature of existence. That guy is an angsta.”

by SalvyZ March 12, 2019

kneejerkery

The tendency of egomaniacs to be impulsively disagreeable in social interaction.

"Antonio's practices kneejerkery on the regular, disagreeing with any idea he himself didn't come up with."

by SalvyZ June 12, 2019

shamesmanship

the art of engaging in arguments on social media via various ploys and tactics intended to shame and humiliate opponents

“His shamesmanship on Facebook aimed to discredit others by implying they were stupid for holding their political beliefs.”

by SalvyZ January 15, 2020

somorrow

a feeling of deep distress caused by the anticipation of a disappointing or unfortunate tomorrow.

“Every Sunday night, when I think about going back to work Monday morning, I experience somorrow.”

by SalvyZ July 07, 2019

faux soul

The illusion of spiritual depth and existential meaning engineered by capitalist minions in order to more effectively sell products.

“The Apple Store’s atmosphere is pure faux soul.”

by SalvyZ July 12, 2019