SalvyZ's definitions

messiahsis

a chronic mental health condition characterized by the belief that an individual is destined to become a group’s savior.

“Trump and his followers appear to suffer from a severe case of messiahsis.”

by SalvyZ June 6, 2019

strateasic

intentionally flirting to serve a particular purpose or gain an interpersonal advantage.

“Johnny flirts with the boss to get light duty. That guy is a strateasic thinker.”

by SalvyZ June 7, 2019

amegomaniac

a person who is obsessively committed to a friendship with an egotistical or self-centered person.

“My best friend is a complete narcissist so I guess you could say I’m an amegomaniac.”

by SalvyZ June 7, 2019

kneejerkery

The tendency of egomaniacs to be impulsively disagreeable in social interaction.

"Antonio's practices kneejerkery on the regular, disagreeing with any idea he himself didn't come up with."

by SalvyZ June 12, 2019

mope-a-dope

An argument strategy in which a contender lets an opponent fatigue themself by feigning sadness, guilt, and repentance, allowing the contender to later execute offensive maneuvers and win the fight.

“I thought I was winning the argument but it turns out Betsy pulled a mope-a-dope; she’s like the Muhammad Ali of marital tiffs.”

by SalvyZ June 16, 2019

Dark Fatter

The invisible force that causes my waistline to expand at a slightly slower pace than the universe.

“Dark Fatter is the only explanation for why my waistline expands despite my commitment to a healthy diet and lifestyle.”

by SalvyZ June 17, 2019

translender

noting or relating to a heavyset person who identifies as thin.

“My cousin Johnny is a heavyset dude who thinks he’s skinny. That guy is translender.”

by SalvyZ April 2, 2019