SalvyZ's definitions

kneejerkery

The tendency of egomaniacs to be impulsively disagreeable in social interaction.

"Antonio's practices kneejerkery on the regular, disagreeing with any idea he himself didn't come up with."

by SalvyZ June 12, 2019

angsta

A person whose main contributions to groups and the lives of others is existential angst.

“Every time I see that guy John, he somehow manages to point out the fleeting nature of existence. That guy is an angsta.”

by SalvyZ March 12, 2019

mindependence

the fact or state of being mentally free

“The Buddha clearly achieved mindependence.”

by SalvyZ July 4, 2019

Idiodyssey

The journey ones takes after making a really dumb mistake

“John was launched into an idiodyssey after he got caught cheating on his college exams.”

by SalvyZ October 17, 2021

wanderful

Experiences of delight and pleasure that result from fulfilling strong desires to travel

“Johnny never feels more wanderful than when he’s in the middle of a long-planned road trip to a new destination.”

by SalvyZ February 3, 2020

meet(h)ings

the soulless creatures that corporate meetings turn human beings into

"By the end of the Monday morning all staff meeting, everyone employed at the company became meet(h)ings."

by SalvyZ April 18, 2022

Bengay Fever

The raging surge libido among members of the aging population that is directly responsible for the wildfire spread of STDS amongst the elderly. Most acute in retirement communities in Florida and Arizona.

“Bengay Fever drove my grandfather to a life of sexual depravity as soon as he retired to Del Boca Vista.”

by SalvyZ March 7, 2020