SalvyZ's definitions

agreedy

having or showing an intense and selfish desire for agreement

"Jon just can't relax till we all agree. That dude is an agreedy mo-fo."

by SalvyZ October 16, 2018

grammar commie

A term used to describe a person who believes in and advocates for an egalitarian approach to language use. They view language primarily as a means of expressing meaning and facilitating communication, rather than as a status symbol or a tool for exclusion. A Grammar Commie stresses the importance of comprehensibility over stringent adherence to traditional grammar rules, and supports the validity of diverse linguistic styles and dialects, thus breaking the barriers of linguistic elitism and fostering inclusivity.

"Even though Jenny could correct every misplaced comma or misspelled word, as a Grammar Commie, she chose instead to focus on understanding the message the writer intended to convey, promoting a more inclusive and egalitarian approach to communication."

by SalvyZ July 24, 2023

altervestite

a person who derives pleasure from dressing in the clothes of other people, most typically a sibling, friend, or dating partner.

“A younger sister who loves wearing her older sisters college sweatshirts is a total altervestite.”

by SalvyZ January 18, 2020

comniscient

knowing anything instantly via search engine

“Thanks to Google, we are all comniscient.”

by SalvyZ May 20, 2019

Dark Fatter

The invisible force that causes my waistline to expand at a slightly slower pace than the universe.

“Dark Fatter is the only explanation for why my waistline expands despite my commitment to a healthy diet and lifestyle.”

by SalvyZ June 17, 2019

memerized

the experience of becoming hypnotized online while scrolling or swiping from meme to meme

"My sister spent hours on her phone looking at meme after meme. She memerized herself."

by SalvyZ June 13, 2018

messiahsis

a chronic mental health condition characterized by the belief that an individual is destined to become a group’s savior.

“Trump and his followers appear to suffer from a severe case of messiahsis.”

by SalvyZ June 6, 2019