SalvyZ's definitions

fallacio

A portmanteau (fallacy + fellatio = fallacio) meaning the experience of pleasure derived from being taken in by falsehoods and unsound arguments

His thirst for fallacio kept him from listening to mainstream news outlets.

by SalvyZ June 4, 2018

memerized

the experience of becoming hypnotized online while scrolling or swiping from meme to meme

"My sister spent hours on her phone looking at meme after meme. She memerized herself."

by SalvyZ June 13, 2018

typogriefy

The act of experiencing a profound sense of frustration, regret, or annoyance upon discovering a typographical error in a message or document immediately after sending or submitting it. Typogriefy encapsulates the emotional response characterized by a mix of disappointment, self-criticism, and a desire for immediate correction. It represents the momentary anguish that arises from the realization of a mistake that cannot be easily rectified or undone.

"Sarah couldn't help but typogriefy when she noticed the glaring typo in her important email right after hitting the send button."

by SalvyZ June 30, 2023

irky jerky

A work-specific behavior pattern characterized by initially experiencing annoyance or frustration (irked) by awkward workplace dynamics, then reacting in an unprofessional or counterproductive way (jerky). This can involve snapping at colleagues, making sarcastic comments about bosses or projects, or generally becoming withdrawn and disengaged during meetings or collaborations.

After weeks of missed deadlines and unclear expectations, Mark went Irky Jerky with his manager, making passive-aggressive comments in every meeting.

by SalvyZ June 27, 2024

typelord

Someone who feels a deep sense of mastery, pride, and arrogance over their next-level typing abilities.

"Every time we have a group project, Sarah insists on being the one to type up the final report; she's such a Typelord and can't resist showing off her 120 words per minute speed."

by SalvyZ August 16, 2023

amegomaniac

a person who is obsessively committed to a friendship with an egotistical or self-centered person.

“My best friend is a complete narcissist so I guess you could say I’m an amegomaniac.”

by SalvyZ June 7, 2019

personallergies

The phenomenon of experiencing strong aversion or negative reactions to certain personality types, as if having an allergic response to their character traits.

"I can't hang out with Jake anymore. His constant bragging and attention-seeking give me major personallergies."

by SalvyZ August 14, 2024