Mood Poisoning

A temporary psychological and physiological condition resulting from prolonged exposure to an individual experiencing acute negativity. Symptoms typically include headaches, decreased energy, spontaneous sighing, and a contagious urge to roll one's eyes.

I love my friend Sarah, but I need to limit our coffee dates to 30 minutes to avoid mood poisoning - she's been really negative lately.

by SalvyZ January 30, 2025

translender

noting or relating to a heavyset person who identifies as thin.

“My cousin Johnny is a heavyset dude who thinks he’s skinny. That guy is translender.”

by SalvyZ April 03, 2019

Flightgasm

Intense feelings of pleasure resulting from a plane taking off after lengthy takeoff delays.

“After sitting on the plane for a three hour delay, John has a flightgasm as the plane achieved liftoff.”

by SalvyZ January 24, 2019

snoreplay

Pretending to be asleep in order to avoid sexual intercourse.

"In typical snoreplay fashion, he pretended to fall asleep in order to dissuade her from coming on to him."

by SalvyZ September 19, 2019

auld langxiety

The kind of anxiety that arises as one bids farewell to the old year at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve.

"Johnny's auld langxiety kicks in at about 11:55p on New Year's Eve as feelings of intense worry overcome him at the prospect of another year of this shit."

by SalvyZ December 15, 2018

Promance

a close but nonsexual relationship between two white collar professionals.

“John and Mary are like an office couple they’re so close. They have a promance.”

by SalvyZ February 04, 2021