Oxford Coma

a state of deep unconsciousness that lasts for as long as someone babbles on pretentiously about the significance of the Oxford comma.

“I immediately slip into an Oxford Coma the moment my friend Rick starts blabbering about the importance of the Oxford Comma.”

by SalvyZ August 29, 2019

clusterfake

Clusterfake refers to a social gathering characterized by the prevalence of superficiality, where individuals engage in inauthentic interactions primarily driven by the pursuit of status and image. In a clusterfake, participants often prioritize projecting a façade of success, popularity, and desirability over genuine connections and meaningful conversations. The atmosphere is marked by insincere compliments, exaggerated displays of interest, and a general lack of authenticity, as participants navigate the social landscape with the sole objective of maintaining or elevating their perceived social standing.

The charity gala turned out to be a clusterfake, with attendees more focused on flaunting their designer outfits and engaging in superficial conversations than genuinely supporting the cause.

by SalvyZ June 24, 2023

Bengay Fever

The raging surge libido among members of the aging population that is directly responsible for the wildfire spread of STDS amongst the elderly. Most acute in retirement communities in Florida and Arizona.

“Bengay Fever drove my grandfather to a life of sexual depravity as soon as he retired to Del Boca Vista.”

by SalvyZ March 07, 2020

succestressful

a state of mental or emotional strain or tension resulting from from positive occurrences or achievements.

Whenever I hear someone say "mo money, mo problems," I know they mean they're succestressful.

by SalvyZ June 16, 2018

auld langxiety

The kind of anxiety that arises as one bids farewell to the old year at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve.

"Johnny's auld langxiety kicks in at about 11:55p on New Year's Eve as feelings of intense worry overcome him at the prospect of another year of this shit."

by SalvyZ December 15, 2018

Liesure

Confidence in one’s dishonesty

“Constanza said it’s not lying if you believe it. That’s liesure in a nutshell.”

by SalvyZ November 28, 2018