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meet(h)ings

the soulless creatures that corporate meetings turn human beings into
"By the end of the Monday morning all staff meeting, everyone employed at the company became meet(h)ings."
by SalvyZ April 18, 2022
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The Portuguese Goodbye

"The Portuguese Goodbye" refers to a parting of ways that unfolds slowly over tens of minutes, typically involving different people taking turns reviving and extending a conversation that appears to all non-Portuguese participants as having already reached its natural conclusion.
"I learned about the Portuguese Goodbye by watching my in-laws take 30 to 45 minutes to say goodbye to one another at conclusion of Sunday dinners."
by SalvyZ August 11, 2022
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Promance

a close but nonsexual relationship between two white collar professionals.
John and Mary are like an office couple they’re so close. They have a promance.”
by SalvyZ February 3, 2021
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grammar fonzie

Grammar Fonzie is a linguistic style that wholeheartedly embraces and celebrates cool and creative uses of language, valuing expression over rigid adherence to traditional grammar rules. It appreciates the innovative and inventive ways people communicate, even if they deviate from established norms. In contrast, it stands in opposition to the concept of a "Grammar Nazi," which focuses on strict and unwavering enforcement of grammar rules without considering the potential for creativity and expression in language.
Unlike a Grammar Nazi, who would nitpick and correct every minor deviation from grammar rules, a Grammar Fonzie would revel in the imaginative and daring expressions that give language its flair and individuality
by SalvyZ July 25, 2023
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Bengay Fever

The raging surge libido among members of the aging population that is directly responsible for the wildfire spread of STDS amongst the elderly. Most acute in retirement communities in Florida and Arizona.
“Bengay Fever drove my grandfather to a life of sexual depravity as soon as he retired to Del Boca Vista.”
by SalvyZ March 7, 2020
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succestressful

a state of mental or emotional strain or tension resulting from from positive occurrences or achievements.
Whenever I hear someone say "mo money, mo problems," I know they mean they're succestressful.
by SalvyZ June 16, 2018
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