SalvyZ's definitions
A socially transmitted condition that leads people to become excessively concerned about self-centered interests, such as physical appearance and social status.
"Facebook is the petri dish of selfluenza."
by SalvyZ September 12, 2018
Get the selfluenzamug. A person who eats carbs when hanging out with friends or to feel integrated into social situations. Social carbing means eating carbs occasionally and almost always in groups – often while drinking alcohol. Similar to social smoking, only with carbohydrates.
“I only ever eat carbs when I’m out drinking with my friends. I guess you might call it social carbing.”
by SalvyZ June 17, 2018
Get the social carbingmug. by SalvyZ April 7, 2019
Get the artifishalmug. The Portuguese Goodbye refers to a parting of ways that unfolds in stages over tens of minutes, typically involving different people taking turns reviving and extending a conversation that only appears to all non-Portuguese participants as having already reached its natural conclusion.
The way my Portuguese in-laws say goodbye after Sunday dinner typically takes 30 minutes from the first 'we need to go' to the rest of the family encircling their car in the driveway to wave at them while they disappear over the horizon - "the portuguese goodbye" par excellence.
by SalvyZ August 10, 2022
Get the The Portuguese Goodbyemug. A portmanteau (fallacy + fellatio = fallacio) meaning the experience of pleasure derived from being taken in by falsehoods and unsound arguments
by SalvyZ June 4, 2018
Get the fallaciomug. by SalvyZ July 2, 2019
Get the nappinessmug. “Every time I see that guy John, he somehow manages to point out the fleeting nature of existence. That guy is an angsta.”
by SalvyZ March 12, 2019
Get the angstamug.