Definitions by SalvyZ

shamesmanship 

the art of engaging in arguments on social media via various ploys and tactics intended to shame and humiliate opponents

“His shamesmanship on Facebook aimed to discredit others by implying they were stupid for holding their political beliefs.”

shamesmanship by SalvyZ January 15, 2020

polkageist 

A ghost that, when it appears, only ever does a lively dance of Bohemian origin in duple time.

"The ghost in our house is constantly doing the polka -- it's a polkageist."

polkageist by SalvyZ October 30, 2019

snoreplay 

Pretending to be asleep in order to avoid sexual intercourse.

"In typical snoreplay fashion, he pretended to fall asleep in order to dissuade her from coming on to him."

snoreplay by SalvyZ September 19, 2019

Oxford Coma 

a state of deep unconsciousness that lasts for as long as someone babbles on pretentiously about the significance of the Oxford comma.

“I immediately slip into an Oxford Coma the moment my friend Rick starts blabbering about the importance of the Oxford Comma.”

Oxford Coma by SalvyZ August 29, 2019

Nostalgia Pilgrims

people who intentionally journey to a particular place in order to conjure a sentimental longing for their past.

"Johnny acts like so many other nostalgia pilgrims when he drives through his old childhood neighborhood during his annual visit to his hometown during the holidays."

Nostalgia Pilgrims by SalvyZ August 15, 2019

pothole 

A depression triggered by overconsumption of marijuana.

“My buddy Johnny fell into a deep pothole after binging all weekend on weed.”

pothole by SalvyZ July 27, 2019

faux soul

The illusion of spiritual depth and existential meaning engineered by capitalist minions in order to more effectively sell products.

“The Apple Store’s atmosphere is pure faux soul.”

faux soul by SalvyZ July 12, 2019