SalvyZ's definitions

smitation

When a law enforcement official uses excessive force during the execution of a legal citation. Smite + citation.

“The cop committed a smitation when he punched the jaywalker while issuing him a ticket.”

by SalvyZ November 2, 2020

cyberia

on social media, to punish by not talking to them, to cut off, to leave out in the cold; the cyber equivalent of Siberia

“Twitter recently banished Trump to cyberia.”

by SalvyZ February 14, 2021

personallergies

The phenomenon of experiencing strong aversion or negative reactions to certain personality types, as if having an allergic response to their character traits.

"I can't hang out with Jake anymore. His constant bragging and attention-seeking give me major personallergies."

by SalvyZ August 14, 2024

snoreplay

Pretending to be asleep in order to avoid sexual intercourse.

"In typical snoreplay fashion, he pretended to fall asleep in order to dissuade her from coming on to him."

by SalvyZ September 19, 2019

Amego

A narcissistic friend.

"My friend John talks about himself non-stop. He's my closest amego."

by SalvyZ June 1, 2018

rockporn

Social media posts that emphasize the physical beauty of New England coastal communities in order to stimulate a compulsive interest in their audience.

“All those beach, coastline, and sunset photos of Rockport, Massachusetts on Facebook are really just Rockporn.”

by SalvyZ July 4, 2019

hobosexual

A person who dates others only to have a place to live.

"John's only with Mary for a place to stay. He doesn't love her. He's hobosexual."

by SalvyZ October 16, 2020