SalvyZ's definitions

polyjamory

Polyjamory refers to a deep and encompassing love for all forms of music. Derived from the combination of "poly-" meaning "many" or "multiple," and "jam," referring to musical performances, polyjamory signifies a broad appreciation and affection for diverse musical genres, styles, and expressions.

Sarah's polyjamory was evident as she effortlessly transitioned from listening to classical symphonies in the morning to headbanging to heavy metal tunes in the evening, showcasing her love for all forms of music.

by SalvyZ June 24, 2023

pothole

A depression triggered by overconsumption of marijuana.

“My buddy Johnny fell into a deep pothole after binging all weekend on weed.”

by SalvyZ July 27, 2019

Mood Poisoning

A temporary psychological and physiological condition resulting from prolonged exposure to an individual experiencing acute negativity. Symptoms typically include headaches, decreased energy, spontaneous sighing, and a contagious urge to roll one's eyes.

I love my friend Sarah, but I need to limit our coffee dates to 30 minutes to avoid mood poisoning - she's been really negative lately.

by SalvyZ January 30, 2025

comniscient

knowing anything instantly via search engine

“Thanks to Google, we are all comniscient.”

by SalvyZ May 20, 2019

memerized

the experience of becoming hypnotized online while scrolling or swiping from meme to meme

"My sister spent hours on her phone looking at meme after meme. She memerized herself."

by SalvyZ June 13, 2018

faux soul

The illusion of spiritual depth and existential meaning engineered by capitalist minions in order to more effectively sell products.

“The Apple Store’s atmosphere is pure faux soul.”

by SalvyZ July 12, 2019

somorrow

a feeling of deep distress caused by the anticipation of a disappointing or unfortunate tomorrow.

“Every Sunday night, when I think about going back to work Monday morning, I experience somorrow.”

by SalvyZ July 7, 2019