selfluenza

A socially transmitted condition that leads people to become excessively concerned about self-centered interests, such as physical appearance and social status.

"Facebook is the petri dish of selfluenza."

by SalvyZ September 12, 2018

artifishal

Fish raised or produced by human methods rather than occurring naturally

“You’ll never catch me eating farm raised tilapia. That shit is artifishal.”

by SalvyZ April 07, 2019

social carbing

A person who eats carbs when hanging out with friends or to feel integrated into social situations. Social carbing means eating carbs occasionally and almost always in groups – often while drinking alcohol. Similar to social smoking, only with carbohydrates.

“I only ever eat carbs when I’m out drinking with my friends. I guess you might call it social carbing.”

by SalvyZ June 17, 2018

polkageist

A ghost that, when it appears, only ever does a lively dance of Bohemian origin in duple time.

"The ghost in our house is constantly doing the polka -- it's a polkageist."

by SalvyZ October 30, 2019

smitation

When a police officer uses excessive force during the execution of a legal citation (smite + citation)

“The cop committed a smitation when he punched the jay walker while issuing him a ticket.”

by SalvyZ November 02, 2020

hobosexual

A person who dates others only to have a place to live.

"John's only with Mary for a place to stay. He doesn't love her. He's hobosexual."

by SalvyZ October 16, 2020

Stumblejoy

To come unexpectedly or by chance upon something pleasurable; unexpected pleasure; pleasantly surprised.

“When we booked our stay at the hotel, we had no idea our favorite band would be playing a gig there. Pure stumblejoy.”

by SalvyZ May 19, 2019