Definitions by SPANKY
red rocket
that red hot dog like stick that emerges from a dog's crotch. also known as the pink crayon or the pink lipstick
red rocket by spanky March 21, 2005
poopdick
when your weiner gets all covered in poop. most likely from banging a drunk highschool girl in the ass.
dude, the other day i had a party at my house and we were drinkin a keg of Busch Light, then we all got real horny and decided it would be a good idea to go bang all the girls in the ass. Midway through this ass bangin my mom came home and caught me. I pulled my weiner out of the girls ass and said "awwwww mom, i got poopdick."
rut
stiddle
hedgehog
"Damn, I heard Ron Jeremy can suck his own dick!"
"What? How can the greatest male pornstar ever be a hedgehog?!?"
"What? How can the greatest male pornstar ever be a hedgehog?!?"