five across the eyes

to slap someone across the face.
five referring to the number of digits on your hand.
this is usually something done by a parent to their child when the kid is unruly.

kid: duh, i'm a stupid kid, i'm gonna knock over this vase
dad: boy!! that's five across the eyes!
<<*SMACK*>>
kid:waaaah! i am little bitch, but i sure learned my lesson.

by spanky July 16, 2003

the hoodies

Awesome band from Rochester.they are Paul,Dan,Brandon, and Nick.check them out @ www.thehoodies.com

spanky and spiff love the hoodies

by spanky October 12, 2003

Motherfucker

used for comparison.
the second best, or second worst thing in all the universe

-it is colder than a motherfucker out here.
-it is hotter than a motherfucker in here
-this burger is tastier than a motherfucker
-god damn, that byatch is finer than a motherfucker.

by spanky July 24, 2003

deadbeat dad

a man who is a wimp and will not give money to his wordbaby mama/word.

this dude humped some chick, then boned the hell outta there... now she gots a kid and he ain't givin her nuttin. he's a deadbeat MF dad

by spanky July 10, 2003

nose goblin

what i go mining for when i am bored at work

cripes... look at the size of that nose goblin. it's all green and bloody

by spanky July 10, 2003

For shit

indeed, i concur

awww for shit young blood!

by Spanky December 09, 2003

Strong Bad

the star of a NES wrestling game later turned into an internet star by the Chapman brothers

crapfully crap

by spanky July 09, 2003