Rio Linda Girls

From a real small town called Rio Linda, near Sacramento. Made popular by Rush Limbaugh for the heavy use of meth and white trash people who live there. Rio Linda girls are often the butt of jokes.
Q-What do you call 4 Rio Linda girls walking together?

A- A full set of teeth.

Q-What's the first thing a Rio Linda girl does each morning?

A-Walks home.

Q-Why do Rio Linda girls wear panties?

A-To keep their ankles warm.
by SCRhollywood February 05, 2010
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draft dodger

Someone who is always cold and hates even the slightest draft, breeze, or air conditioning on. Old people tend to become draft dodgers.
My girl is a bonafide draft dodger.

You gots to be kidding me, She told me she was in the Air Force as an Arabic Linguist.

No man, I'm not talking about her military record. I mean, the chick is cold all the time and she runs up my electric bills up all winter.
by SCRhollywood November 23, 2009
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Screw This Taco Stand

When you get fed up in an (usually upscale) store waiting too long in line or for a salesperson to help you out, you say this while exiting the store. You are calling the store inferior.
after 20 minutes looking for help or at a register:

C'mon man, Screw this Taco Stand, I get better service at Wally World.
by SCRhollywood November 23, 2009
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Tar Jay

Target Store said with a fake french accent to make it sound more upscale than it is. In reality it's a half step better than Wally World.
I would never shop at Kmart or Wally World, I spend my greenbacks at Tar Jay.
by SCRhollywood November 23, 2009
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Carlos

a verb meaning, to pursue other guys girlfriends or wives. also called a bacon bandit.
From Mexico City, DF, Carlos Anorve aka The Macho Latin Lover, whose greatest claim was that he never slept with the same woman twice. Always tried to sleep with his friend's women.
Hey, don't Carlos that chick. That's Andrew's girlfriend, Joni.
by SCRhollywood February 03, 2010
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Hulburt

From Shakespeare's Merchant of Venice, Shylock's Daughter.

A woman known for her poetry, creativity and beauty but she never lets on that she is aware of it. She would rather support her Love's interests than become too involved in her own.
Man, Aaron is so lucky, he hooked up with a total Hulburt.

Yeah, he will go far with that hot little Hulburt at his side.
by SCRhollywood February 05, 2010
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Squidly

a squid or someone who acts like a squid. a motorcyclist that wears less gear than appropriate, shows off doing stunts before perfecting them, riding beyond his abilities, or just plain doing something stupid.
Did you see that new guy trying to show off in front of all the other bikers?

Yeah, he ripped out of here up on one and almost lost it in traffic. Johnny Law saw him and wrote him for exhibition of speed and being squidly.

That was a squidly thing to do alright.
by SCRhollywood November 23, 2009
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